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  • Spook
    Spook
    2 years ago
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  • GGUser260
    GGUser260
    2 years ago
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  • Spook
    Spook
    2 years ago
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  • steelo
    steelo
    2 years ago
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  • beaglebasher
    beaglebasher
    2 years ago
    What do you call a guy with a dozen rabbits shoved up his arse? 


    Warren
  • steelo
    steelo
    2 years ago
    A very attractive Italian lady goes up to a biker bar in a quiet rural pub at Strathalbyn (where spook lives) She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately.
    When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does she begins to gently caress his full beard.
    "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
    "Actually, no," the man replied."
    "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him" she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
    "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"
    "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
    "What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.
    "Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."
  • Baloffski
    Baloffski
    2 years ago
    All right. I'll bite on that one.. No no I mean pass , good one bloke. 
    Hang on Strath is one place where I followed the beautiful, running dogs. 
    Good one Steelo.
  • Baloffski
    Baloffski
    2 years ago
    derrr/. 

  • steelo
    steelo
    2 years ago
    Was watching the Aussie women in the beach volleyball on the telly tonight. 

    Tragically there’s been a hand injury. 

    Drs have told me that with aspirin, some rest and just taking it easy, I should be ok by Monday. 
  • tussuck
    tussuck
    2 years ago
    She is clearly overdressed for the sport!  Do they get bonus points based upon the less you wear the higher the grade?
  • Baloffski
    Baloffski
    2 years ago
    Well , that last shot got everyone's attention.. 

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