Spook Space Mark 2

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  • Spook
    Spook
    1 month
  • GGUser260
    GGUser260
    1 month


    A Family of Collingwood supporters head out one Saturday morning to do their Christmas shoplifting. While in Rebel Sports the son picks up a Richmond footy jumper and says to his 10 year old sister, "I've decided to become a Tiger supporter and I would like this for Christmas". His sister, outraged by this, promptly whacks him round the head with her carton of Winfields and says, "Go talk to Mum.
    Off goes the little lad with the Richmond footy jumper in hand and finds his mother. "Mum?" "Yes son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a Tiger supporter and I would like this jumper for Christmas". The mother is outraged at this and throws her moccasins and a full stubbie of VB at him, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "lets go talk to your father".
    Off they go to Pentridge during visiting hours with footy jumper in hand and find bubba, his father. "Dad?" "Yes son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a Richmond supporter and I would like this jumper for Christmas". The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head with his fists and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT", and then kicks him from one end of the rec. room to the other for further good measure.
    About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home (Reservoir). The mother turns to her son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today?" The son says, "Yes knackers I have." "Good son, what is it?"
    The son replies, "I've only been a Richmond supporter for an hour and already I hate you Collingwood bastards."
  • wombat457
    wombat457
    1 month
    Okay, I haven't been "home" for awhile and lost track of the footy but what is the deal with the we hate Collingwood Fans thing?
  • Grease Monkey
    Grease Monkey
    1 month
    Go the mighty Pies!
  • Spook
    Spook
    1 month
  • GGUser260
    GGUser260
    1 month
  • Spook
    Spook
    1 month
  • steelo
    steelo
    27 days ago
  • beaglebasher
    beaglebasher
    25 days ago
    What do you call a guy with a dozen rabbits shoved up his arse? 


    Warren
  • steelo
    steelo
    20 days ago
    A very attractive Italian lady goes up to a biker bar in a quiet rural pub at Strathalbyn (where spook lives) She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately.
    When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does she begins to gently caress his full beard.
    "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
    "Actually, no," the man replied."
    "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him" she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
    "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"
    "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
    "What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.
    "Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."
  • Baloffski
    Baloffski
    20 days ago
    All right. I'll bite on that one.. No no I mean pass , good one bloke. 
    Hang on Strath is one place where I followed the beautiful, running dogs. 
    Good one Steelo.
  • Baloffski
    Baloffski
    20 days ago
    derrr/. 

  • steelo
    steelo
    14 days ago
    Was watching the Aussie women in the beach volleyball on the telly tonight. 

    Tragically there‚Äôs been a hand injury. 

    Drs have told me that with aspirin, some rest and just taking it easy, I should be ok by Monday. 
  • wombat457
    wombat457
    14 days ago
    Personally, I don't see what all the fuss is about .......... only because I am distracted - what were you saying again?
  • tussuck
    tussuck
    13 days ago
    She is clearly overdressed for the sport!  Do they get bonus points based upon the less you wear the higher the grade?
  • wombat457
    wombat457
    13 days ago
    Nah mate - I think (in professional sporting terms) that is what they call a "tight end"  mind you - from her stance and posture she could be a "wide receiver"  either way, I wouldn't mind her in my "back pocket" and I really have no bloody idea what I am talkin' about   :)
  • Baloffski
    Baloffski
    11 days ago
    Well , that last shot got everyone's attention.. 

  • wombat457
    wombat457
    10 days ago
    Quoting tussuck on 05 Aug 2022 10:36 PM

    She is clearly overdressed for the sport!  Do they get bonus points based upon the less you wear the higher the grade?

    If that is the case - can't wait to see the "A Graders"     :)
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