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  • Spook
    Spook
    1 month
  • steelo
    steelo
    1 month
    Thanks Larry. 
    Had “the talk” with the wife today it being Mother’s Day.  

    We were discussing aspects of our future so when it was my turn
    I asked her,
    "What will you do if I die before you do?”
    After some thought, she said that she'd probably look for a house-sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age.
    Then she asked me,
    "What will you do if I die first?"
    I replied, "Probably the same thing."

    I’m hoping we will be talking by this evening. 
  • Spook
    Spook
    1 month
    Stupid Boy! 
  • steelo
    steelo
    29 days ago
    I was having a coffee and sticky bun the other day with Spook and I was sporting a new Harley T shirt. I said to him "I think my stomach looks big in this T shirt"
    Spook unhelpfully said, "Do you think you should Diet?"
    I said to him "Stupid boy, there's nothing wrong with the colour."
  • steelo
    steelo
    26 days ago
    Friend sent me this. Reminds me of my previous working life. We used to put signs on our big photocopiers saying that they were voice activated. Wait for some unsuspecting sap to wander by with a copy task. Hilarious. 
  • Baloffski
    Baloffski
    26 days ago
    That is sooo stupid it's clever. ya gotto have a laugh in life. Well done.
  • steelo
    steelo
    26 days ago
    Every time I tell a "story" to spook over a cuppa and sticky bun he asks "You wouldn't lie to a Presbyterian would you?"

    So to see what he was on about, I went to an Inter-Religion Integration Seminar.
    The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!”
    I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.
    The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!
    I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.
    The Mullah came, took my hands and said, “Insha Allah, you will walk today!”
    I snapped at him, “There’s nothing wrong with me”
    The Hindu sadhu came and said "Beta, you will walk on your legs today."
    I said "Babaji - nothing wrong with my legs"
    The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said, “By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!”
    I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me.

    After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found my motorbike had been stolen.

    I BELIEVE IN ALL RELIGIONS NOW...
  • steelo
    steelo
    11 days ago
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  • Spook
    Spook
    11 days ago
  • Spook
    Spook
    6 days ago
  • steelo
    steelo
    6 days ago
    Love it spook. Compared to my old Volvo, the missus performs very favorably.
  • paulybronco
    paulybronco
    5 days ago
    Quoting steelo on 27 Jun 2022 11:39 PM

    Love it spook. Compared to my old Volvo, the missus performs very favorably.

    Oh dear....
  • Spook
    Spook
    yesterday
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