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  • Far Canal
    Far Canal
    3 years ago
    Quoting bloodog on 20 Jun 2021 08:19 AM

    that joke is ducked 


    Feel free to delight us with very funny jokes anytime Bloodog.

  • bloodog
    bloodog
    3 years ago
    how can yu tell when a pooofter's  not getting a root 
  • steelo
    steelo
    3 years ago
    I don't know but he's not getting one from me.
  • bloodog
    bloodog
    3 years ago
    When he shits in his hand and pulls him self 
  • steelo
    steelo
    3 years ago
    Don’t encourage him fc!!  🤮 
  • Far Canal
    Far Canal
    3 years ago
    Quoting bloodog on 21 Jun 2021 05:21 AM

    When he shits in his hand and pulls him self 

    Bloodog. I did say feel free to delight us with very "funny" jokes.
    That one fails miserably.
    How do you know when your mrs is a lesbian?
  • beaglebasher
    beaglebasher
    3 years ago
    Dont know FC. How do you know when your mrs is a lesbian?
  • bloodog
    bloodog
    3 years ago
    how

  • beaglebasher
    beaglebasher
    3 years ago
    Quoting bloodog on 21 Jun 2021 05:21 AM

    When he shits in his hand and pulls him self 

    Quoting Far Canal on 21 Jun 2021 07:54 AM

    Bloodog. I did say feel free to delight us with very "funny" jokes.
    That one fails miserably.
    How do you know when your mrs is a lesbian?

    Must be a  private joke 
  • Far Canal
    Far Canal
    3 years ago
    Quoting bloodog on 21 Jun 2021 10:36 AM

    how


    When she rolls you over in bed and tries to fuck you up the arse with her clitoris.
  • beaglebasher
    beaglebasher
    3 years ago
    That sounds like it could be   an enjoyable experience . As long as she wasnt a big fat thing. 
    I had an encounter with a really big girl back in the day. I was ready to do the deed but couldnt figure it out. 
    I  asked her to fart to give me a clue. In my defence I was blind rotten drunk.

  • Spook
    Spook
    3 years ago
    There was once a bus conductor, and he had really bad anger management problems.
    One day a woman on the bus refused to pay the fare. Well, the bus conductor got so angry he killed her. He was tried and sentenced to death by the electric chair.
    The day for his execution came, and they took him out of his cell and brought him to the chair. The guard said "Have you any last requests?" The man replied "Yes, I'd like an unripe green banana, please".
    So they got him an unripe green banana, and he peeled it, ate it, and threw the skin away, and they strapped him to the chair.
    "Are you ready?" they asked. "Yes" he said.
    And they hit the switch. And nothing happened. So he was taken back to his cell.
    The guards rewired the chair and tested it a few times, and it worked perfectly. They brought the man back and said "Have you any last requests?" The man replied "Yes, I'd like an unripe green banana, please". So they got him an unripe green banana, and he peeled it, ate it, and threw the skin away, and they strapped him to the chair.
    "Are you ready?" they asked. "Yes" he said.
    And they hit the switch. And nothing happened. So he was taken back to his cell.
    Well, the guards bought a brand-new electric chair. This one was amazing - leather seats, gold-plated armrests studded with rubies, the works. It was an incredible sight.
    They brought the man back and asked "Have you any last requests?" The man replied "Yes, I'd like an unripe green banana, please". So they got him an unripe green banana, and he peeled it, ate it, and threw the skin away, and they strapped him to the chair.
    "Are you ready?" they asked. "Yes" he said.
    And they hit the switch. And nothing happened.
    Now, in this particular state, there was a law that if someone survived the electric chair three times, he must be set free. So the man was released, and as soon as he stepped out of the prison, the press was all over him. He walked through the crowd and the flashing cameras until he saw a small man who asked "Have you discovered some miraculous phenomenon of unripe green bananas?"
    "No" he replied "I've just always been a bad conductor".
  • beaglebasher
    beaglebasher
    3 years ago
    That is a shocking joke.
  • steelo
    steelo
    3 years ago
    That’s the main reason I don’t use public transport spook. You could be killed for just not paying the fare. 
  • Spook
    Spook
    3 years ago
    Quoting beaglebasher on 26 Jun 2021 01:27 AM

    That is a shocking joke.

    You have a need for this picture, BB.


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  • beaglebasher
    beaglebasher
    3 years ago
    A termite walked in to a pub and said   " where is  the fukin bartender? "
  • steelo
    steelo
    3 years ago
    Very funny bb
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  • bloodog
    bloodog
    3 years ago
    Quoting beaglebasher on 28 Jun 2021 11:00 AM

    A termite walked in to a pub and said   " where is  the fukin bartender? "

    that's funny BB
  • bloodog
    bloodog
    3 years ago
    A farmer was checking his fences when he stoped for a chat with his neighbour, the farmers neighbour said to him. I had to shoot me dog this morning, O no he replied, 'was he mad? 
    The neighbour replied " well he was not impressed "
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