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beaglebasher
4 years ago

Quoting Krash Kinkade on 17 Aug 2020 10:46 PM
Benno, easy, while the bike on side stand, approach it from the Carb side or Injection if EFI, step on running board or foot peg or what ever, then just step over the bike & sit down.

That sounds a bit dangerous to me KK . I am assuming you mean the right hand side?Dont know why you had to get so technical about Right Hand Side but anyway. If the bike was on the side stand on level ground it would probably be ok but wouldnt it depend on how heavy you are? If you were a big fat cunt I reckon you would pull the bike over on top of yourself. That would be fucked.
If the bike wasnt on dead level ground it might come over even easier.
If I hadnt drunk 8 beers I would be outside experimenting with this technique.

bloodog
4 years ago

Quoting Krash Kinkade on 17 Aug 2020 10:46 PM
Benno, easy, while the bike on side stand, approach it from the Carb side or Injection if EFI, step on running board or foot peg or what ever, then just step over the bike & sit down.

Quoting beaglebasher on 18 Aug 2020 09:28 AMedited: 18 Aug 2020 10:58 AM
That sounds a bit dangerous to me KK . I am assuming you mean the right hand side?Dont know why you had to get so technical about Right Hand Side but anyway. If the bike was on the side stand on level ground it would probably be ok but wouldnt it depend on how heavy you are? If you were a big fat cunt I reckon you would pull the bike over on top of yourself. That would be fucked.
If the bike wasnt on dead level ground it might come over even easier.
If I hadnt drunk 8 beers I would be outside experimenting with this technique.

BB that statement just cracked me up

raybear
4 years ago

yes fc I got the bike from colt

fatbat
4 years ago

Quoting Krash Kinkade on 17 Aug 2020 10:46 PM
Benno, easy, while the bike on side stand, approach it from the Carb side or Injection if EFI, step on running board or foot peg or what ever, then just step over the bike & sit down.

Quoting beaglebasher on 18 Aug 2020 09:28 AMedited: 18 Aug 2020 10:58 AM
That sounds a bit dangerous to me KK . I am assuming you mean the right hand side?Dont know why you had to get so technical about Right Hand Side but anyway. If the bike was on the side stand on level ground it would probably be ok but wouldnt it depend on how heavy you are? If you were a big fat cunt I reckon you would pull the bike over on top of yourself. That would be fucked.
If the bike wasnt on dead level ground it might come over even easier.
If I hadnt drunk 8 beers I would be outside experimenting with this technique.

Quoting bloodog on 18 Aug 2020 10:27 AM
BB that statement just cracked me up

Haha I had a laugh out loud too.
What’s gonna happen to old mate once he works out how to get onto his bike. He might have a drama or two getting off the bloody thing

T4
4 years ago

Ah, explains your T4 forum name?

Not to hijack your thread Raybear, but yes, T4 is the worst of my three crushed vertebrae. Don't recommend the process as it results in chronic pain 24/7. Not enjoyable, and makes me a grumpy old cunt (which is why I don't post a lot).
Only Guzzi I ever owned was a SP1000, and I wish I'd never sold it :(

Will

Far Canal
4 years ago

Quoting raybear on 18 Aug 2020 10:47 AM
yes fc I got the bike from colt

Good for you RB. It looks like a ripper of a bike and they know their stuff there. Cool thread too.

Far Canal
4 years ago

Quoting T4 on 18 Aug 2020 11:23 AM
Ah, explains your T4 forum name?

Not to hijack your thread Raybear, but yes, T4 is the worst of my three crushed vertebrae. Don't recommend the process as it results in chronic pain 24/7. Not enjoyable, and makes me a grumpy old cunt (which is why I don't post a lot).
Only Guzzi I ever owned was a SP1000, and I wish I'd never sold it :(

Will

Ah ha!, so you did have a Guzzi T4.
I had a Guzzi for maybe 35 years that I had to sell cause it kept hurting my back. They are great bikes.

Krash Kinkade
4 years ago

Quoting paulybronco on 18 Aug 2020 09:24 AM
I am with you James. Either raybear is a midget, fatfucker or an idiot, i shudder to think how he rides if he needs instruction to just get on it.

Paul, try to be nice!
I still have not worked out , why people need windscreens & all those hard bags on a motor cycle, but meet a 90 year old riding a new Goldwing he was showing me how advanced, even had an airbag, he said good bike for an old bloke & keeps him young. but I don't think any of you blokes are in there 90's yet? so what's your excuse?

paulybronco
4 years ago

Quoting paulybronco on 18 Aug 2020 09:24 AM
I am with you James. Either raybear is a midget, fatfucker or an idiot, i shudder to think how he rides if he needs instruction to just get on it.

Quoting Krash Kinkade on 18 Aug 2020 05:45 PM
Paul, try to be nice!
I still have not worked out , why people need windscreens & all those hard bags on a motor cycle, but meet a 90 year old riding a new Goldwing he was showing me how advanced, even had an airbag, he said good bike for an old bloke & keeps him young. but I don't think any of you blokes are in there 90's yet? so what's your excuse?

No excuse Krash i am an idiot...i bought a Harley so surely that would qualify me as one?

bloodog
4 years ago

Quoting paulybronco on 18 Aug 2020 09:24 AM
I am with you James. Either raybear is a midget, fatfucker or an idiot, i shudder to think how he rides if he needs instruction to just get on it.

Quoting Krash Kinkade on 18 Aug 2020 05:45 PM
Paul, try to be nice!
I still have not worked out , why people need windscreens & all those hard bags on a motor cycle, but meet a 90 year old riding a new Goldwing he was showing me how advanced, even had an airbag, he said good bike for an old bloke & keeps him young. but I don't think any of you blokes are in there 90's yet? so what's your excuse?

I'v been felling 90 lately
If Pauls an idiot then Steelo must be gone for all money

steelo
4 years ago

How did I get caught up in all this.
Compared to pb and jj, bb is a shining light of compassion and decency!

fatbat
4 years ago

I still go with my first impression on this post. Ie it’s an unusual first post on a harley forum

raybear
4 years ago

yeah but I got all you blokes going, but I like your sense of humour and thanks for the input. Be a great bike for a chick wearing a skirt. I have been riding most of my life and have a number of bikes but you have to admit they are a little awkward in comparison to the average ride. they should have a door

beaglebasher
4 years ago

Dont mean get too fukin technical jj but thats not a grizzly bear.
I am not an expert on bears but that one looks like a black bear to me.

Krash Kinkade
4 years ago

Quoting paulybronco on 18 Aug 2020 09:24 AM
I am with you James. Either raybear is a midget, fatfucker or an idiot, i shudder to think how he rides if he needs instruction to just get on it.

Quoting Krash Kinkade on 18 Aug 2020 05:45 PM
Paul, try to be nice!
I still have not worked out , why people need windscreens & all those hard bags on a motor cycle, but meet a 90 year old riding a new Goldwing he was showing me how advanced, even had an airbag, he said good bike for an old bloke & keeps him young. but I don't think any of you blokes are in there 90's yet? so what's your excuse?

Quoting paulybronco on 18 Aug 2020 09:52 PM
No excuse Krash i am an idiot...i bought a Harley so surely that would qualify me as one?

we all are!
But in reality, nothing is perfect, they all have there problems.

Chaser
4 years ago

Quoting Krash Kinkade on 17 Aug 2020 10:46 PM
Benno, easy, while the bike on side stand, approach it from the Carb side or Injection if EFI, step on running board or foot peg or what ever, then just step over the bike & sit down.

Quoting beaglebasher on 18 Aug 2020 09:28 AMedited: 18 Aug 2020 10:58 AM
That sounds a bit dangerous to me KK . I am assuming you mean the right hand side?Dont know why you had to get so technical about Right Hand Side but anyway. If the bike was on the side stand on level ground it would probably be ok but wouldnt it depend on how heavy you are? If you were a big fat cunt I reckon you would pull the bike over on top of yourself. That would be fucked.
If the bike wasnt on dead level ground it might come over even easier.
If I hadnt drunk 8 beers I would be outside experimenting with this technique.

Mate of mine is @ 130kg and can easily stand on the right side floorboard (carby side, right hand blinker side, throttle side) and lift himself over. Not a chance in hell of flipping the bike - law of physics won't allow it.

raybear
4 years ago

hey guys at least I don't shit in the woods

steelo
4 years ago

Hurry up beagle.
I've got the pick a nic basket.

beaglebasher
4 years ago

Not sure what to make of that steelo.
Are you suggesting I am like boo boo?
Fuck me dead. How did this conversation become about fukin bears anyway?

Right O Chaser. So the bike doesnt fall over if you climb on from the other side. I will take your word for that but I will be checking tomorrow just for peace of mind.

Jay-Dee
4 years ago

Quoting raybear on 20 Aug 2020 02:44 AM
hey guys at least I don't shit in the woods

Or in your pants while sitting on your bike seat :).

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