Anyone that has watched "parlaiment Bitchin' time" on Aunt Jack knows full well that nothing said within those hallowed walls means jack shit...

I for one don't think I've missed one of our meetings for quite a while and know beyond any question that we do take votes on everything tabled, otherwise i've been airing me armpit for nought.

I am also glad to have been downgraded from "terrorist" to "thug"...  

I will also take this opportunity to remind all and sundry that those of you within those hallowed walls can...

and let's not forget to...

and of course take on board the ever sound advice of...

This was an unpaid political announcement, written, authorised and spoken by me, for and on behalf of me...

PS - Nearly forgot...  3 cheers for the un-named constituent, whom I'm sure in time will be related back to the un-named source in the Advertiser article featured elsewhere in the forums...