With all this hyped up bullshit about motorcyclists being outlaws, a letter from a dealership would probably in the future read something like this....

Thank you Dr. Smith for purchasing your new Harley Davidson from us. Please find all copies of the signed paperwork for your new motorcycle and we hope that you have at least one day of the weekend when you will not get pulled over for no infringement at all.

Please also sign the page marked NEW CRIMINAL and return it to the nearest police station  as soon as possible for their record.

NEW CRIMINAL NOTICE

I, Dr. Smith (MD) wish to formally notify you that I have now joined the ranks of the outlaw motorcycle gangs of Australia by purchasing a new Harley Davidson for my weekend pleasure.

I understand that from this moment on I will be frowned upon, stopped by police and harrassed for no apparent reason. Called criminal, Pond Scum, Waste of Space, Oxygen Stealer, Gangster, Outlaw and any other name that the local government and media now wishes to call me.

I also understand that some of my democratic rights will be taken away from me such as my freedom to wear my leathers and MC insignia, my freedom to associate with people that I have associated with for many years as well as my freedom to ride my Harley Davidson on the freeways and carriageways of democratic Australia with other likeminded individuals. I also understand that I now can be secretly photographed and logged into a system for your criminal with intent records.

Sign here you Scumbag:

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Dated this day..........................of this month....................................of this year...............................................:

This current out-of-favoring filters down to the inner-city hip-chicks and faggosexual males going around on Vespers too eh?!

Here ya go mate you forgot the letterhead...

That's Brilliant FB, I just might copy that onto a Word document, play around with it and print a few out myself...........clever.

------------well said--------and for these ---they can go and get f----d truely badly