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Learn self defence!

  • paulybronco
    paulybronco
    yesterday
    So now the cops in Victoria have not only lost the fight against crime they have lost the plot....the new advice from them is to learn self defence as they cant respond to calls. So this will be interesting when a group of machete wielding kids are kicking your door in....anyone have a clue of how your going to defend yourself and family till the ambo comes to pick you up.
  • Soapbox2627
    Soapbox2627
    yesterday
    Repeal the outrageous gun laws that allow me to own them yet keep them in a locked safe and rendered useable, yet, I am the one that can access them and re activate them when ever I want to,

    now this is usless if animals are coming through my door as I will need at least a couple minutes to open make good the weapon, then load.
    all while under duress

    I and the family would be in a blue or already is a whole world of hurt by then
  • flstc08
    flstc08
    yesterday
    Quoting paulybronco on 20 Jan 2025 08:50 AM

    So now the cops in Victoria have not only lost the fight against crime they have lost the plot....the new advice from them is to learn self defence as they cant respond to calls. So this will be interesting when a group of machete wielding kids are kicking your door in....anyone have a clue of how your going to defend yourself and family till the ambo comes to pick you up.

    G'day,
    when you ring 000, say they have guns. If that fails, start with 12g, and work your way down to 0.303. If that fails use the 1cm dia. stainless steel rod that you have behind the door, or a baseball bat, or even a Masterchef knife conveniently left on the hall table.  They are really, really fucking sharp. 
    Remember to scratch, that way you will have their DNA under your cold dead fingernails. 
    [/sarc]


  • B0nes
    B0nes
    yesterday
    Quoting paulybronco on 20 Jan 2025 08:50 AM

    So now the cops in Victoria have not only lost the fight against crime they have lost the plot....the new advice from them is to learn self defence as they cant respond to calls. So this will be interesting when a group of machete wielding kids are kicking your door in....anyone have a clue of how your going to defend yourself and family till the ambo comes to pick you up.

    Quoting flstc08 on 20 Jan 2025 09:09 AM

    G'day,

    when you ring 000, say they have guns. If that fails, start with 12g, and work your way down to 0.303. If that fails use the 1cm dia. stainless steel rod that you have behind the door, or a baseball bat, or even a Masterchef knife conveniently left on the hall table.  They are really, really fucking sharp. 
    Remember to scratch, that way you will have their DNA under your cold dead fingernails. 
    [/sarc]


    Nearly took a finger off with those bloody Masterchef knives. Didn't even notice until the chopping board turned red. When finished with these scum, drag their bodies out onto the road then tell the cops you have no idea what happened as you were in bed with the wife
  • obisteve
    obisteve
    17 hours ago
    Well whatdya know, for $70 at Bunnings, by special order, you can get a Cyclone cane knife. Although the illustration is of an English made Crocodile brand one. Still, I'd trust the steel in either of them to be good trade quality stuff.
    Every household should have one. Dunno if you have to take in a stalk of sugar cane to prove you have a need for one.
    And I like the advice about garbage disposal BOnes. Reminds me of Lou Reeds advice that I kept in mind when my parties were a lot less sedate than they are now, if they OD at your party, just take them out and leave them in the middle of the road and in the morning they're just another hit and run.
  • B0nes
    B0nes
    5 hours ago
    Speaking of garbage disposal. When the old man retired from the army after 30 years he decided to become an armed security guard. While doing the training course a young guy asked about firing a warning shot first. The old man told him to shoot the prick first then fire the warning shot. But apparently if you have time to fire a warning shot, you have time to run away, so the bleeding-hearts say.
  • paulybronco
    paulybronco
    2 hours ago
    Quoting B0nes on 21 Jan 2025 10:57 PMedited: 21 Jan 2025 10:57 PM

    Speaking of garbage disposal. When the old man retired from the army after 30 years he decided to become an armed security guard. While doing the training course a young guy asked about firing a warning shot first. The old man told him to shoot the prick first then fire the warning shot. But apparently if you have time to fire a warning shot, you have time to run away, so the bleeding-hearts say.

    When my young fella went thru a stage of wanting to join the army we went to a information night together......at the end the room was open to general questions and a young guy asked if he would be required to learn how to shoot a weapon....when told he was, he stood up and shouted something about condemning violence and war and stormed out.....he probably now our minister for defence.
  • B0nes
    B0nes
    2 hours ago
    Quoting B0nes on 21 Jan 2025 10:57 PMedited: 21 Jan 2025 10:57 PM

    Speaking of garbage disposal. When the old man retired from the army after 30 years he decided to become an armed security guard. While doing the training course a young guy asked about firing a warning shot first. The old man told him to shoot the prick first then fire the warning shot. But apparently if you have time to fire a warning shot, you have time to run away, so the bleeding-hearts say.

    Quoting paulybronco on 22 Jan 2025 02:14 AM

    When my young fella went thru a stage of wanting to join the army we went to a information night together......at the end the room was open to general questions and a young guy asked if he would be required to learn how to shoot a weapon....when told he was, he stood up and shouted something about condemning violence and war and stormed out.....he probably now our minister for defence.

    Sounds like the guy the old man talked about. Australia was about to enter the Gulf War and this one guy bitched about going because he joined the army for a career, not to fight anyone. He was "politely" told to leave by some of his peers because they wouldn't trust him to have their backs