That's a bit rough, calling your twin brother a cyst.

just check the tracking number on this item after a week it's still being processed at my local post office must be waiting for the monthly camel train to pick it up

not far to go now it's in the Melbourne airport 

Waiting on the wright brothers 

That’s not far, I’m on Philip island. Back home on Friday 

On board for delivery today 

Parcel arrived mate.