It's 15 Beages, 15 pages mate.
I had a ham and cheese sandwich for lunch today.
Why is that 408 ?
I used to like buying an icecream when staggering drunk, the challenging excitement of trying to stay upright, lick the icecream without smashing it through the beard or dropping it, or holding it too hard and squashing the cone, and then if you succeded in that, trying not to spew it up. I reckon it could be an Olympic sport. Actually, the whole idea of drunk Olympics should be looked at.
The world's gone fuckin mad. Why did they ban ham and cheese sandwiches?