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Grease Monkey
2 years ago

Little fuckers just seem to steal cars up here

Baloffski
2 years ago

'Antenna lead unpluged'.
I've no idea what how this transpired . But will be tracking down and show what was not connected, when I have time. I'm feeling a little unplugged myself after this prognosis.
If I could bypass this setup and ditch, I would, but void insurance if lifted. Yup - she goes - she just goes.

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flstc08
2 years ago

Quoting Baloffski on 05 May 2022 09:56 PM
'Antenna lead unpluged'.
I've no idea what how this transpired . But will be tracking down and show what was not connected, when I have time. I'm feeling a little unplugged myself after this prognosis.
If I could bypass this setup and ditch, I would, but void insurance if lifted. Yup - she goes - she just goes.

G'day,
so, where is this antenna any way?
And, how does it become unplugged ?
Does this mean the bike is now running?

Baloffski
2 years ago

Quoting Baloffski on 05 May 2022 09:56 PM
'Antenna lead unpluged'.
I've no idea what how this transpired . But will be tracking down and show what was not connected, when I have time. I'm feeling a little unplugged myself after this prognosis.
If I could bypass this setup and ditch, I would, but void insurance if lifted. Yup - she goes - she just goes.

Quoting flstc08 on 06 May 2022 03:36 AMedited: 06 May 2022 04:17 AM
G'day,
so, where is this antenna any way?
And, how does it become unplugged ?
Does this mean the bike is now running?

Believe it's the siren being referenced, but that and every thing was plugged in, so I'll try to ask mechanic exactly what was unplugged. Answer from this first question should give light to the second question, how.
And yes the bike is running, although needs tuning, even if I utilise SEPST , can work that out at least.

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Grease Monkey
2 years ago

Come visit, I'll tune ya bike and get you drunk, bring the dongle or you will just be drunk.

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paulybronco
2 years ago

Quoting Grease Monkey on 06 May 2022 11:07 AM
Come visit, I'll tune ya bike and get you drunk, bring the dongle or you will just be drunk.

Jesus this sounds like a grinder add! LOL

Baloffski
2 years ago

Love to GM, seriously. Never seen a grinders add PB
But I loose my licence for 3 months next week, fucken speed cameras, the barsteads.

steelo
2 years ago

Names changed to protect the innocent

A man (Lets call him B), tired of busy life in the city, moves to a house at the countryside, middle of nowhere. After living there for few months, his nearest neighbor, a big, hairy guy (lets call him GM) living few miles away, comes to visit him for the first time.

"There will be a party tonight at my place, are you interested?", asks the neighbor. The guy, already a bit bored of his quiet living, says "Okay, why not."

"There will be some dancing and singing there", informs the neighbor.

"It's okay, I can sing", he answers.

"And know that there will be heavy drinking too."

"That's not a problem either, I haven't had a drink since I moved here."

"There will be fighting too", says the neighbor.

"Uh, okay, I think I can live with that", he says.

"And after all that's been done, there will be some wild sex."

"Now that's good, I haven't got laid in ages!", he says, getting all excited about it.

"So I can count you in?", asks the neighbor.

"You bet you can", he says enthusiastically.

"Okay, so it's a deal. Tonight at my place", says the neigbor and turns to go away.

"Wait, one last thing!", he yells after the neighbor. "How should I dress?"

"Oh, doesn't matter, just gonna be the two of us."

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flstc08
2 years ago

Quoting Baloffski on 06 May 2022 07:28 PM
Love to GM, seriously. Never seen a grinders add PB
But I loose my licence for 3 months next week, fucken speed cameras, the barsteads.

G'day,
they are watching you.

Baloffski
2 years ago

Quoting Baloffski on 06 May 2022 07:28 PM
Love to GM, seriously. Never seen a grinders add PB
But I loose my licence for 3 months next week, fucken speed cameras, the barsteads.

Quoting flstc08 on 07 May 2022 06:23 AM
G'day,
they are watching you.

Nah mate.
If they were I'd be locked up in a dark cell in chains a long time ago. Camera's don't need a brain, just a calibration, barsteads.

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obisteve
2 years ago

Glad they don't put a 20mm gun turret on top of the radar units. Wait that's coming in for Victoria next year.

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steelo
2 years ago

Like this?

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flstc08
2 years ago

Quoting steelo on 07 May 2022 09:58 AMedited: 07 May 2022 10:13 AM
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G'day,
all this technology, light speed, time travel, stasis, [what ever that means], and they still use bullets.

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steelo
2 years ago

Well done fl. All good points. What worries me is that super meat eating aliens with acid for blood don’t strike you as peculiar.
Just the other stuff.
Gotta be honest, their electronic pulse rifles don’t give the same satisfying splat that the robot sentry’s do.

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Grease Monkey
2 years ago

Though of you straight up Steelo LMAO

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steelo
2 years ago

Thanks gm. I’ll be stuffed if I didn’t just warm up a little at that.
I’ve put you on my kill later list.

Grease Monkey
2 years ago

Quoting steelo on 08 May 2022 08:23 AM
Thanks gm. I’ll be stuffed if I didn’t just warm up a little at that.
I’ve put you on my kill later list.

Haha I'm in illustrious company then

obisteve
2 years ago

Quoting steelo on 07 May 2022 09:58 AMedited: 07 May 2022 10:13 AM
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A bit, but with more ammo. It will be needed if they install them in Melbourne traffic and the allow 1kph over before opening fire. Oh yeah, it will have a neat pastel coloured cover with a small sign saying Your tax dollars at work!
A mate used to work for Redflex after he went over to the Darkside, I think he still gets a commission on every driving phone offence camera unit they sell.

Baloffski
2 years ago

Quoting steelo on 07 May 2022 09:58 AMedited: 07 May 2022 10:13 AM
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Quoting obisteve on 08 May 2022 11:31 AM
A bit, but with more ammo. It will be needed if they install them in Melbourne traffic and the allow 1kph over before opening fire. Oh yeah, it will have a neat pastel coloured cover with a small sign saying Your tax dollars at work!
A mate used to work for Redflex after he went over to the Darkside, I think he still gets a commission on every driving phone offence camera unit they sell.

Yes sir, thats our tax dollars going to work. We paid for that road coloured vehicle that is hiding just over the hill or inbetween those bushes, behind the tree's, the sneaky barsteads. being 'pinged a minute from my house in a country town, on a non descript street, where there are not accidents maiming and causing massive trauma, FFSake. I lost 3 points, so did the guy who picked up my Harley at my joint to take it to Harley shop, 10 minutes away.(Where I live everythings, -10 minutes away..... Our taxes, for 50fucken years I've been paying government tax, and this is what I get in my twilight years. (means ya nearly fucked) Bullets, hah, I can see rocket launchers, that way they can just vapourise us old cunts.

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flstc08
2 years ago

Quoting steelo on 07 May 2022 09:58 AMedited: 07 May 2022 10:13 AM
Like this?

Quoting obisteve on 08 May 2022 11:31 AM
A bit, but with more ammo. It will be needed if they install them in Melbourne traffic and the allow 1kph over before opening fire. Oh yeah, it will have a neat pastel coloured cover with a small sign saying Your tax dollars at work!
A mate used to work for Redflex after he went over to the Darkside, I think he still gets a commission on every driving phone offence camera unit they sell.

Quoting Baloffski on 08 May 2022 11:48 AM
Yes sir, thats our tax dollars going to work. We paid for that road coloured vehicle that is hiding just over the hill or inbetween those bushes, behind the tree's, the sneaky barsteads. being 'pinged a minute from my house in a country town, on a non descript street, where there are not accidents maiming and causing massive trauma, FFSake. I lost 3 points, so did the guy who picked up my Harley at my joint to take it to Harley shop, 10 minutes away.(Where I live everythings, -10 minutes away..... Our taxes, for 50fucken years I've been paying government tax, and this is what I get in my twilight years. (means ya nearly fucked) Bullets, hah, I can see rocket launchers, that way they can just vapourise us old cunts.

G'day,
what continues to surprise me is the fact that no one has attempted to wreck/destroy or otherwise incapacitate any of those camera cars.
In Sydney we have public place shootings where bad people are shooting other bad people, but not one camera car.
NOT that I am suggesting anything should happen to one of these guardians of our roads.
Just wondering.

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