Today in SA Advertiser

In New York, a man hijacked a bus using a rifle and told the driver to drive. What he didn't count on was all the kids on board who rushed up the front and pestered the hijacker with questions until he got frustrated and ordered everyone off the bus. He was eventually arrested some distance away.

The good wife and I were laughing and suggesting questions that would have been asked

Where are we going

Is that your gun

Is it real

Is it heavy

Do you shoot people

Are you going to shoot me

What's your name

Do you like guinea pigs

Do you want to see a picture of my guinea pig

My dads a fireman

I don't like broccoli

Do you want some of my sandwich

I need to go to the toilet

Boys have penises and girls have vaginas

Is it a tumour

Can you think of others