Steelo being a golf nut, and understanding grass is a big deal
Agree he can write a tale, tell a joke and has a quirky sense of humour. We don’t want to give him a big head though. Gotta bring him back to ground level now and hang some shit on him. I’ll start first. He’s got a feminine choice in dogs
Do you put stripes and checks in that lawn MR soapy?
Pity you ran out of bricks Soapy.
My grandad had a scott bonner, only used it on his front lawn, NOBODY was allowed to touch that mower, some weeks it would be stripes, sometimes squares and others diamonds, tricky shit, he was at war with grubs a lot, you relate to that steelo or you just dangling ya toes in :)
All true but I won’t have a bad word said about my girls
I'll bet they love you.