Used to work with a clown who claimed that covid was a scam so they could inject a chip under the guise of getting a vaccine shot. I asked her why and her response was that the Government could track your movements. I gave up trying to tell her that if they wanted to do that they already could because 99.9% of people have a mobile phone, which they can track if need be. Also asked her what she had done in her life that made her so important that the Government would want to know her every move. Had fun telling her that the chip in her licence was what they used to track people and the boxes on the side of the road at intersections not only worked the traffic lights but also tracked her movements.

And BOnes, those roadside boxes at intersections are so old tech, now they use induction loops buried in the bitumen to track people. You see them everywhere now, middle of back roads out in the sticks.

And if your former colleague can't work from the attached instruction sheet, tell her that there's lots of good training videos for this on YouTube.