Ugliest motorcycle ever made?.

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  • Far Canal
    Far Canal
    4 years ago


  • paulybronco
    paulybronco
    4 years ago
    Quoting Baloffski on 15 Jun 2020 11:04 PM

    Did ya close up on the price tag?

    Young gent tried to sell me for 29K, not bad considering, could put ma ridgeback in the back box with a head hole.

    Hey they are a better bike than the equivalent Harley and very cheap compared.....but far out that's ugly!
  • Baloffski
    Baloffski
    4 years ago
    Quoting Far Canal on 15 Jun 2020 11:07 PM



    And the Winner IS.... a DKW or eastern  sic BLOCK, ?
  • Far Canal
    Far Canal
    4 years ago
    It's actually a Pommie bike Baloff.
    Vellocette Vogue.
    Here's an Eastern Block one that qualifies


  • paulybronco
    paulybronco
    4 years ago
    Quoting Far Canal on 15 Jun 2020 11:07 PM



    Quoting Baloffski on 15 Jun 2020 11:44 PM

    And the Winner IS.... a DKW or eastern  sic BLOCK, ?

    Looks like a vintage Road Glide!
  • Baloffski
    Baloffski
    4 years ago
    PPPPPFFFFTTTTT................
    ,ok.
    Wanna swap mr. Big Ears?
  • Jay-Dee
    Jay-Dee
    4 years ago
    Quoting brucefxdl on 15 Jun 2020 10:29 AMedited: 15 Jun 2020 10:32 AM

    bmw k1 for me.



    Quoting Far Canal on 15 Jun 2020 11:34 AMedited: 15 Jun 2020 11:37 AM

    Oh yeah!. That looks like it was almost designed by the same person as the Paso.
    BMW's always seemed pretty ugly several years ago, though they somehow made up for it in the reliability and handling department.
    The Scarver was another one that was dog ugly. These actually look worse in the flesh than in a picture.


    It's pretty hard to go past these two, the bottom one looks like ET with wheels.
  • B0nes
    B0nes
    4 years ago

    Ugly but I would still own one
  • taztiger4
    taztiger4
    4 years ago
    Quoting Far Canal on 15 Jun 2020 11:07 PM



    cant recall if its an LE Velo or an Ariel Leader ??
  • steelo
    steelo
    4 years ago
    You know what the tragedy is.
    No one comes up and oogles and talks shit about the 30k ultra over one of those funny looking exotic bikes
  • paulybronco
    paulybronco
    4 years ago
    Quoting steelo on 16 Jun 2020 03:26 AM

    You know what the tragedy is.
    No one comes up and oogles and talks shit about the 30k ultra over one of those funny looking exotic bikes

    True
  • tussuck
    tussuck
    4 years ago
    Quoting Far Canal on 15 Jun 2020 07:59 AMedited: 15 Jun 2020 08:00 AM

    There have been some pretty ugly factory bikes made over the years.
    Which is the ugliest I guess comes down to individual taste.
    For me the Ducati Paso is right up there as a serious contender.
    Feel free to add your nomination.


    OMG... I test rode that and then and went and bough the FXR.  The Paso was made for midgets and as such was just chitty to ride.  
  • Airhead
    Airhead
    4 years ago
    I would have a K1 no problems.  An iconic bike.  But then, I once owned a CX500.  I would have one of them again too actually.  Here is a picture of me, albeit smaller, shorter and younger me, the bike in question and my girlfriend who just flew over to meet up with me in her vintage plane.  I gotta way with the women. 

    I am not sure what that guy in the background is doing to the plane, should have told him to fuck off...
  • Retroman
    Retroman
    4 years ago
    Quoting Airhead on 16 Jun 2020 07:17 AMedited: 16 Jun 2020 07:18 AM

    I would have a K1 no problems.  An iconic bike.  But then, I once owned a CX500.  I would have one of them again too actually.  Here is a picture of me, albeit smaller, shorter and younger me, the bike in question and my girlfriend who just flew over to meet up with me in her vintage plane.  I gotta way with the women. 

    I am not sure what that guy in the background is doing to the plane, should have told him to fuck off...

    CX500 , known in the UK as "the plastic maggot" way back then.

    The first rendition was mechanically suspect to say the least ( very un-Honda at the time)

    The later versions were bulletproof reliable for gazillions of miles , most CX 500 ended up as despatch riders mounts until death.

    There were shops in London that worked on nothing else , keeping despatch riders mobile."Donor" bikes out the back !

    Then came the more recent "café racer" wankfest ( IMO) that removed more CX500's from the roster of originals.

    Frankly they were/are even UGLIER if that was possible..

  • steelo
    steelo
    4 years ago
    Spooks got one of those!
  • beaglebasher
    beaglebasher
    4 years ago
    Quoting B0nes on 16 Jun 2020 12:03 AM


    Ugly but I would still own one

    Whats this machine bones?  It certainly looks a bit different but I dont mind that look.
    I reckon it would grow on ya. 
  • speedzter
    speedzter
    4 years ago
    I think this makes a pretty ugly bike !
    This is one we made in the shed earlier - spare VW - Spare Twin Cam - why not .....
    Pretty damn cool as a VW though !!




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