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  • steelo
    steelo
    4 years ago
    I’m sorry for your loss and issues d but that’s one of the funniest stories I’ve heard. I nearly pissed myself laughing. When you say you put it all behind you, you certainly did!!
  • Wideglider
    Wideglider
    4 years ago
    Quoting Wideglider on 12 Jun 2020 10:37 AMedited: 12 Jun 2020 10:38 AM

    At primary school lunchtime, all had to sit down in the sun (no hats) on the long bench-seats outside for 15 minutes to eat our Vegemite sandwich & banana, then it was on! Ran around full-speed on the playground or grass, then up on the monkey bars for 45 minutes. A sword fight with tree branches, threw some stones at the metal garbage bins (and at each other), came back to the classrooms with grazed knees, bloody noses, grass-stained shirts, twigs in hair and more scuffing of those Bata black shoes - the world was ours! 
    I hear now that kids not even allowed to run anywhere at school, it's deemed too dangerous. No wonder motorbikes don't sell as much these days.   

    Quoting dicko on 12 Jun 2020 10:57 PM

    Shoes???? Only the rich kids had shoes.

    Ha, we were by no means rich. Hated wearing those black shoes, first thing we did when we got home from school was rip the shoes off. Used to run all around the streets barefooted, gravel, bitumen - must have been tough little buggers, soles of feet like leather!
  • Evo
    Evo
    4 years ago
    Quoting dicko on 11 Jun 2020 09:58 AM

    Anyone remember these desks???
    I had em up to grade 5 ink wells copy books and slates to write on???


    Yes mate.  Started my schooling off in a little place called Biboohra.  Two rooms, grades 1 to 3 in one room and 4 to 7 in the other.  Tank water and outside shitter.
  • beaglebasher
    beaglebasher
    4 years ago
    Quoting dicko on 16 Jun 2020 07:06 AM

    Well, there we were all lining up for morning parade, youknow, stick your left arm out to measure the right distance apart and wriggle into a perfect line.

    Teachers on the upper verandah watching the proceedings.
    Teacher goes along the rows checking kids alignment and dress,
    Dicko is a bit outa line so teacher grabs his shoulders and gives him shake.
    A huge fart exits his pants , and in the silence it echo's around the parade ground.
    This fart was heard by 150 people.
    I wished the earth would open up and swallow me. I turned purple red. I suffered PSTD over this fart for ten years.
    I was so glad to go to a new school, where I wasn't the kid that farted on parade.
    Fortunately I have managed to put it all behind me.

    ha ha ha ha ha!  Good one dicko
  • Baloffski
    Baloffski
    4 years ago
    Ah those were the good old days.
    I used to be left handed, till my ex Nazi teachr would beat me on the left hand that much when used, I now hit myself on the left hand with my right hand for just looking at me.

  • steelo
    steelo
    4 years ago
    Quoting Baloffski on 17 Jun 2020 11:54 AM

    Ah those were the good old days.

    I used to be left handed, till my ex Nazi teachr would beat me on the left hand that much when used, I now hit myself on the left hand with my right hand for just looking at me.

    You knucklehead. I love it!!  My left hand rebelled. Still dominant. 
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