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Couple Of Blokes Enjoying A Beer in Darwin
keith
5 years ago
32C and beers cold ! Good onya's.
Bigfella
5 years ago
Coupla handsome looking roosters!
steelo
5 years ago
Good on you fellas. Have a good trip. Was speaking to Graz who is expecting you both for the brass balls run.
Baloffski
5 years ago
Way to go fellas.
Still a Carlton D Mickle?
32, was -2 here last week...barsteads.
Soapbox2627
5 years ago
Quoting Bigfella on 28 Jun 2019 08:56 AM
Coupla handsome looking roosters!
I'd say their Rooster'in days are long behind them
Baloffski
5 years ago
Well I can talk Rooster too...
A FARMER DECIDED HE WANTED TO GO TO TOWN AND SEE A MOVIE.
THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?"
THE OLD FARMER SAID, "THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK. WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES."
"I'M SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT.
"WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER."
THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED CHUCK DOWN HIS OVERALLS.
THEN HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET, AND ENTERED THE THEATER.
HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE.
THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. THE OLD FARMER
UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCK COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT AND WATCH THE MOVIE.
"MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED.
"WHAT?" SAID MARGE.
"I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT."
"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE?
"HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT", WHISPERED MILDRED.
"WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT", SAID MARGE.. "AT OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL"
"I THOUGHT SO TOO", SAID MILDRED,
"BUT THIS ONE'S EATIN' MY POPCORN!"
It is past late!
fatbat
5 years ago
Cheers Mick and George. Hope you guys are having a good time.
Nice joke too Mike - made me choke on my coffee haha
ralphski
5 years ago
Quoting Bigfella on 28 Jun 2019 08:56 AM
Coupla handsome looking roosters!
Quoting Soapbox2627 on 28 Jun 2019 11:14 AM
I'd say their Rooster'in days are long behind them
yep....when dinosaurs roamed the earth
Humbug
5 years ago
Welcome to Darwin, hope you are having a great time and enjoying our chilly dry season days.
keith
5 years ago
One of these happy travellers looking at some HD warranty work ? What a bugger ! Enjoy the rest of the trip home.
Humbug
5 years ago
At least it's warrenty work, safe travels.
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