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Ikea or Kaboodle

  • bungle
    bungle
    6 years ago
    It doesn't matter which, I would just like to say

    Fuck fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck...... fuck you, you fucken fuck....

    OK I can continue assembly..

    FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Ratbob
    Ratbob
    6 years ago
    Yep, opening the flatpac can be a bitch.
  • bungle
    bungle
    6 years ago
    I need one of those brain dead c*nts....... and a carton of Turkey's
  • Baloffski
    Baloffski
    6 years ago
    Blasphemer, fucking fucking fucking IKEA, fucking IKEA fuck. Now will read your thread.. Built shit loads of towers/Masts/Poles and Houses with Theodolite"s and all the other shit.
    Those flat pack"s are a womens revenge. Female designed.. fuck.and fuck... 
  • keith
    keith
    6 years ago
    Reading the instructions helps, simular to BBQs & Wheelbarrows from Bunnings.
  • Baloffski
    Baloffski
    6 years ago
    Quoting keith on 16 Jun 2018 11:16 PM

    Reading the instructions helps, simular to BBQs & Wheelbarrows from Bunnings.

    You know, Keith, hate saying this.But you are fucken  rrrrrrightttttttt. 
    Always read plans and manuals to fine line before tackling a task.. 
    Why is it with this flatpak stuff I refuse, as it can"t be too hard, built shitloads of jazz, without reading some pissy little pages..
    My lovely lady does the honours of placing those stupid pieces together, give me steel anyday...
  • Squidy
    Squidy
    6 years ago
    I can feel your pain, it's a task that will never be forgotten. The piece  of shit still has one shelf that will never be level!
  • bloodog
    bloodog
    6 years ago
    The instructions should be linked to a youtube demonstration also 
  • Geoff3DMN
    Geoff3DMN
    6 years ago
    Steel shelves suck... but at least the instructions make sense.
    I put together an Ikea wardrobe a while back... fuck me... worst project I've ever tackled bar none!

    Hate the shit.

  • bungle
    bungle
    6 years ago
    Quoting keith on 16 Jun 2018 11:16 PM

    Reading the instructions helps, simular to BBQs & Wheelbarrows from Bunnings.

    I have instructions and you tube..... pity they dont always marry up with whats in the box. Once you have it sorted then comes the mind numbing three hundred fucking screws to put in, its a kitchenette/laundry. A dozen drawers to assemble then drawer sliders, whole weekend wasted!
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