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WoW
no good to me
you wold need to be taller than lofty Bob to reach the bars and pegs

I can see a couple problems with ADR

My big fat ass would hang down each side of the seat and rub on the tire...

Too tame Mate :) how about

and don't say it ain't a Harley, neither is the other one.

Not that you would build something like these bikes but at least you can be creative, in oz an inch either side of standard and it is unregisterable without spending thousands on engineering,  and even then they will make it hard. Imagine how much Australian innovation is being lost.