Just wanted to say fuck you Australia post. I've been an advocate for them in the past, especially in regard to them being blamed for shit that other people do, but no more. This new "pay more for good service" shit is fucked up beyond belief. I haven't had a package or mail arrive in a timely fashion since it started. Businesses seem to see this as a great way to save cash, as you would expect, so I don't blame them. So now I have to pay for other mail couriers so I don't reward the money grubbing fuckwads at Aus Post.
They could have just raised prices slightly instead of creating a "Chinese new year mail system". But on second thought, at least the Chinese get their shit mail service for free.
In conclusion, I'd like to repeat, fuck you Australia post.
A bloke from a small town is having a quiet beer by himself at the local pub.. Two blokes next to him are having a beer together, and he over hears them discussing that a new postie has started work in town , and the rumour is, that he has fucked every women in Smith Street, all bar one ,,, As he lives in Smith Street , he nearly chokes on his beer , drops the half full beer on the bar, and hightails it home to ask his missus what the fuck is going on !!!! He gets home , out of breath as his missus is preparing dinner... the wife asks what the matter with you,, He turns around and says, cut the bullshit,, Ive been down the pub, and there is a rumour going round that we have a new postie in town , and he has fucked every women in Smith St , bar one !!! As we live in Smith St, what the fuck is going on !!! The wife turns around quietly , and says, yea, that would be fucking right , that would have to be the stuck up bitch that lives up the hill... !!!!!!!!!
*edit* double post deleted.