After reading Mick44's rant today ( about people who refuse to smile on demand )

I feel enthused and wanna have my own whinge ...

I pulled up at the lights today, next to a fella on a f**king Softy of some desciption.

We shared a nod, then he hightailed it on green ...

His exhaust noise was like something from hell; stupidly loud !

So much so, that I couldn't hear MY engine / exhaust. ( and mine is VERY 'rumbly' )

I'm constantly on the lookout for the fuzz, because I assume my pipes would 'fail the test'  .... and Cumf**ks like him ( and plenty of other Softy riding, foreskin chewing knob lickers  seem to ride with gay abandon and not feel, or indeed worry ( ? ) about the hurt of Inspector COMEWITHMENOW's wrath.

Thanks, Mick.

 Personally i like loud pipes just not on my bike.

Softails per Se, are O.K. ( I spose )

It's just seems that most, if not all the tools and tossers who scream about, saying 'look at me' are riding Softies.

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Of a beautiful bike, Softail or otherwise ..... maybe.

( I'm on record saying that 'Chilliman's' Fatboy is probably the nicest bike I've laid eyes on )

It's the 'tryhards' who make a show and a nuisance of themselves, that annoy me. Certainly ain't jealous of that sort of behaviour / attitude.

And, as I've already put - in my experience... a majority of the imbeciles ride Softails !