Dear construction guy at North Ryde today.
Screw you, ya damn asshole. I hope you are enjoying a beer tonight laughing with your mates over how you decided to hose down the road infront of the construction site in peak hour traffic. Don't forget to include the bit where you deliberately coated me in slushy mud and concrete and god knows whatever waste, and left the next 50 metres of road covered in slush. That bit must be hillarious! It was like cleaning paste off me and the bike.
I know where you work, I'll find out who you work for, and I'll be very considered and measured in my response.
Good luck with the council asshole. I hope you choke on a whole bag of dicks!
Lundy -- I hope you go through with the complaint. Sometimes it will be ignored and other times Ol mate will get a good pineapple, and learn to not be a inconsiderate tool.
Yep, I'm thinking all of these things.
I swear this jerk actually flicked the hose at me. It could have ended very badly. It's not without a hint of amusement that I thought the most appropriate reaction was to get home safe and calm down. Twenty years ago I'd be in serious trouble.
There was a gay parade at North Bridge ealier this year or was it late last year? Anyway there was road block and this big tall 7 foot fat ass hole road worker tried to block me getting away from a gay parade so he jumped infront of my bike and tried to push me off so i went around the corner and parked my bike came back and smashed the fuck out of him - he shat himself and started crying and running away like a girl about to get raped. It was so funny don't be scared of those fat faggots none of them have ever fought to protect themselves before if you smash them fat faggots they will crumble like a bitch - the big bully got a beat down he will never ever forget hopefully he will have learnt his lesson not all small guys are scared of a big bully.
His boss apologised to me and we just left it at that.
hahaha old fella, ya been to so many poof parades ya can't remember.
Unlucky Lundo. You must have copped an arsehole. I've had the opposite happen more than once. Where the road works water tanker driver turned off the water before we passed, and another just last week saw us coming and waited till we went through. Got some respect for 'em I have.
Roo.
