and buy a bag of rags to clean up the mess from this pointless job

Oh Beaglebasher.... Just because you think it's pointless, doesn't make it pointless. Farout mate. It's called looking after your machine, and some of us like to do exactly that.

Who cares if you ride yours like you stole it, don't clean it, and don't give a fuck about dirty oil.

We need a like button, Hound Dog!