While in the south of France I dropped into a Harley shop http://www.macadam-moto.com to have a look.

When you get your bike serviced they provide the pictured loaner... I could just imagine the reaction in Sydney when you are offered a scooter as the loaner.

Nothing wrong with that, had some great fun on a scooter, as long as you can hand them back.

Used a mates vespa as a esky once and rode it into the yard full of beer

Love it. But not the South of France, prefer the Sou/west coastline near Pau.

No probs. China would jump at.