why is it these strange people seem to pop up on here ,makes ya think should be a test first some of the shit i read an questions 4 fuks sake if this is our aussies of next gen were fuked ,anyway bak 2 gaurd y cant we buy a gaurd from some were ive looked every were ,mine got dinted by tyre shop or creased ya had 2 be at rite angle 2 see then bloody paint started comin off so took off an no paint under neath and were roll is gap is left so that starts paint failure ,the gaurd should hav gap at end off roll soldered or brazed to fill in that mistake and bloody paint the underside with full paint finish same as top ,geezez pay enough 4 bike im lost 4 words pissweek is wat i,d call it i took gaurd off put in cuboard looked 4 used 1 on net every time found 1 was in states or just missed out gave up no gaurd now ,got used 2 it u know watch guys look at ya bike an they go sumthins diff but cant tell wat it is sum work it out some dont ,i get sum guys say theres sumthin diff but cant put finger on it an i jus laugh drop burnout an leave in smoke ,i wanted to an maybe will get gard chromed 1 day ,fukin nearly got killed 1 day a rubbish bin lid i didnt see was sqashed an bent an on hwy 110 say lid rolled up underneath garud jammed itself an locked front wheel an nearly ripped bars outa hands now outa control riding straight into oncoming semi and was peak hr well fuk me i flattened throttle 2 try ride outa traffic but loked bars to stop fliked me off seat still hangin on wasnt gunna let go an pulled myself bak on seat sidesaddled and tryed 2 get stopped had 2 accellerate hard 2 miss car missed car totally outa control highsided missed cars watched bike sliding along it was brand new ,all this happened in micro seconds in control goin 2 work takin it easy an i didnt even no wat da fuk had happened it was side by side traffic in era this happened people pulled up semis pulled up ,wat happened they said dunno bike just loked up i thought engine musta loked up we piked bike up put on sidestand ground case rite down to crankshaft end were cdi unit was and ground bolt in end crankshaft away could see seal of internal engine case as ota gone 1100 suzy efe at time was my ride then we looked at front wheel and rubbish bin lid was jammed in nearly 2 front tip of gaurd it had been run over so many times was flattened and i saw at last min had 2 run over it didnt no it rotated up under wheel and forced its way more forward mouldin into shape under gard as gard plastic material and was just pushed upward as bin lid forced its way more forward wen i flattened throttle ,now this actually nearlly killed me wrecked my bike but was luky as was sliding so fast it ground peg down cdi off outa case but it was like sumone used diamond cuttin saw didnt grind pipe ground balance wieght rite down on bars never scratched brake lever or tank luky my mate owned suzy shop was 1985 ,so mudgard nearly killed me man i got tossed ,gards on HD really close to wheel an more i looked at it i went shit wouldnt want object to become lodged under gard an then i remembered that horrible day ,i tried 2 sue main rds they said if i could find owner of bin lid then i could sue sorry i dont no owner well ya stuffed then ,reading about gard article reminded me of that bloody rubbish bin lid ,i kept it 4 yrs scvrewed 2 wall but finally i disposed of it sorry 4 writin such long story about well thats just me silly old SHINGLES
well it grew on me an now everyone thinks thats how bike comes out from shop ,i go no i took it off they go no saw one other day they all say and i replied a buttery fly landed on my arm 2day an just sat there an i just let be untill it flew on coz i remember hearing it was considered good luk will come your way in sum shape or form ,and is true had po po escort 4 30 k,s he wanted me 2 go past him no way in hell was goin past unmarked 3 airial low sqatted commy i even waved him 2 go past semi like mate i aint blind i see you an u see me an was on hwy i came up on himat ton plus was in right hand lane 1 k or so so baked her off an made steady progress 120 k an whoa nice lights at rear tuked in behind rear window now i coulda jus did me balls out ah just giv her da begeezez but wisdom and been doin dis long time gut feelin bad car that 3 airial silver commy we even had da old slow race down down down i jus shook me head an pointed 2 my disabled label that i tape on wen go 4 runs make sure can be seen at front he tried so hard 2 make me go past even though i wouldnt be speeding wen go past nah fuk dat go wif gut dis cunt gunna get behind me soon as i pass then pull me over well fuk u brother it aint happening 2day he couldave made me pull over jus cause he can but i held my nerve stayed in right hand lane all way 2 bangalow pub and parked in handicapped space as faces in unmarked commys looked on and tapped my label pulled out my collapseable walking stik loked bike went in an had 2 beers then get told coppers bookin anythin that moves fukin cunts people said ,well then huge black clouds rolled in an turned into torrentall thunderstorm ,well nows my time 2 leave fuk drops size of peas soaked before even left pub singlet an long sleeve shirt had wind deflector on an full face was one of those hot as fuk windy days on way down ,then drowned an after 30 ks,s all blue again an started dryin out ,was worst like ridin on eggshells an hwy traffic new 2 still sat on 120 + on way bak but windy as ,butterfly did warn me and i listned luk did cum my way no fukin tiket coz even though he couldave he didnt people in pub were amazed i wasnt stopped everybody in town has then i told them about butterfly story ,an ol wifes tale thing but i believed it all my redneck life SHINGLES
