I'm sure this day and age you should be able to design a calendar, post it in a thread and get it printed yourself.
That way no-one will be out of pocket, win / win.
All you have to do is vote on which pics you want for each month.
example below from http://www.calendarlabs.com/photo-calendar.php
CCF14102014_0000.pdf
Note that's just using normal paper with a fast speed.
Probably 300 % better print doing it through Harvey Norman etc.
do we have to be naked to be in this ????? , LOLOL