i shall also as the shrink why you have this thing about batteries

i had a good long talk to my therapist today busted. she came to the conclusion that you are just a fuckin wanker. i agreed with her.

Very witty.

 Hey Shingles, I love your stories, thanks for sharing. That was so much easier to read, keep it up mate. I hope you can get out on the bike more often. Good news that the wallopers don't bother you about your bike being noisy. I guess they've got bigger things to worry about, especially your neighbour acting up on a regular basis.

I always recon the critical thing is to not thrash the bike until its bloody warm.... So a short warmup and then easy riding for 2-3 miles is the way I used to do things.

There is just something plain wrong with 20 mins or staggering th warmup over several heat cycles.

Mind you it could be hat the shop knows your riding style (ie hard core thrash from the get-go) and to save the engine they are saying the 29 mins...lol

And what does the Chair of the Body Corporate think about all of this?

I'm guessing he/she's been living next to you for awhile.

FUCK ME , grow a set and tell her to FUCK OFF !!!!.

 It's taken some years of in depth research to arrive at the following conclusion... Neighbors have somehow evolved over the years, a heightened sense of hearing. Their unique ability to detect a pin dropping at a neighboring property seems to have evolved at the expense of a logical thought process. Put in laymans terms... most of them are fucking dicks.

Ya never do know ya luck , somethin' good still may come of this , offer her a pleasant death ride tour of the local area or Politely enquire if the powers that be will ask her on your behalf if a blow job is entirely out of the question at this stage of the relationship and that you are even willing to supply the eggnog if necessary , seems there's much pent up sexual frustration in that neck of the woods , failing that , you not riding on her footpath and also restricting ya bike warm up session away from any walls or underground parking for no more than say 2minutes give or take before riding away casually may go a long way to improve the relationship , failing that , eggs are cheap , double the required amount and return them as any good considerate neighbour should !
Seen Rodney Rudes Live Show last night , trendsetters could only imagin what he woulda said to the 'dirty filthy ugly little fat scab encrusted cunt hey ?

Tell the old bag to fuck off......another thing is to carry a recorder with you when leavening...an iPhone has one. Then tape the bitch as she mouths off at you...all evidence at her erratic behaviour goes in your favour.

People like her tend to get bottles of brake fluid accidently poured on their car!

Hey Hemingway, did we get a thersaurus for chrissy . Never assume that the crap that passes for original thought between your ears is of any interest to anyone else .  My neighbours mean to me  too please help!!!.

 Hi llurker 

sounds like a pain in the arse situation

i just rode my fatbob with slipons into a underground parking area . Wow how the acoustics increase the sound.

The Carpark would make your beast sound like a boeing landing. Don't know what you can do to sort it out. Hope you get a good outcome

 

bob

 

well I told them that bike will be given a good workout once Im on it no piss fartin around here its always ridden hard ,I just cant put along unless stuck in conjestion and I cant find any gap or make one a few twists of throttle gets car drivers attention and will kindly move so me is outa there in a flurry of smoke an a lota noise but that's why I put engine kit in so im

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getting my moneies worth tyres don't last very long ive tried refraining from spinng rear at takeoff but its just my style of riding so been using clutch 2 stop spinning up an now im getting nice wheel off deck just feathering clutch across intersection at full nots ive done some some great monos of late especially when 2 up ive had bike vertical 2 up across this

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bridge 4 about 100ft long nearly lost passenger he was white when he got off never said much after that ,it came up by surprise 2 me as I just opened throttle as we started 2 go

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across bridge hit this little rampy bitumen bit at start an up we went thank god I didn't flip it was at perfect balance as just went over entire bridge my hand is always on clutch so I just used that 2 control and brought front end back down gradually with clutch was so soft a landing then dropped im off at wedding he qas best man don't no how the speech went gotta

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get me one of dem action cam thingys an clip on bike . O the crazy dude over road was screaming at somebody on sat while I was out making noise an got beatin up on footpath sat cops came I was told apparently he hosed this dude an it was on whish I saw it now everybody has told police and they have known what hes been doing ive rang mental health an

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told them no department would do anything about sorting him out he is a dangerous person and should be in mental hospital and sorted ,now somebody has flogged him and now cops will charge poor bastard that gave him what he wanted an came off second best ,normally after something like that your likely 2 pull ya head in but now coppers will charge dude that sorted him an probably let the stupid cunt go home ,but hopefully theve taken him 2 where hell fit right in mental hospital SHINGLES

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LOL @ Hemmingway and Underground. Well done Shingles, looking forward to some video action.

I must say old chaps. This thread is very entertaining. Bang on.

Fuckn hell
I'm getting angry reading this shit will somebody sort this fuckn shit out and right fuckn now

Ohhhhhhhh that's better

FUCK EM JUST

Somes it up nicely.