I know it's probably been done before,  but an oldy is a goody - I will start....

 

You know you love your Harley when....  You wake up in a cold sweat and crying because you had a dream that you traded your Harley for a shitty Jappa.

 

True story!!  3 nights ago!!  LOL!!!

I had a dream that they brought out a new model harley which had some power, no chrome, also had decent brakes and you didn't have to spend money on it all for $10grand :-)

HHAAHH! Gold!!

You know you love your Harley when you start taking a tent on overnighters.....and thats for the bike!

You know you love your Harley when your wife asks you if you're "planning on fucking the thing" after she sees you admiring it in the driveway....repeatedly. Here's hoping she never sees how I touch the bike when I think she's not home

 When you ask to be buried with it when you die

Ohhh yeah baby , ya know ya got it bad when ya find yaself pacing back and forth inpatiently waiting til everyone goes out before ya inconspicuously dash down to the shed to sit back , knockin the top off a turkey in one hand , admiring her curves lovingly before giving her a good thorough 'errr polish with the other hand ?
Ahhhh the serenity !
Couldn't begin to imagin how one survives one of them long Tasweigian winters though hey ?

You know you love your Harley when there is an earthquake in Melbourne (ok, ok earth tremor) and the first thing you do is to make a mad dash to the garage to ensure that your Harley has not fallen off its side stand! Check the house for cracks or broken things..bah!

NB: True story, but just for the record (lest some of you think I am a heartless monster), my wife, kids & dog were with me in the family room at that time