Con, would have Kevlar jeans helped in hindsight? Hope you get better soon. The ingown hair that someone mentioned earlier is very common, especially in us Mediterranean types...The difficulty there is they have to scoop the offending nest of hair and everything around it out!! Then push the gauze down as far as it can go...repeat every day for about two months....I still have a tender dent at the top of my arse..
For those who are interested, google... pilonidal sinus. Check out You Tube for some more gross shit!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah, there's no doubt Kevlar jeans would have helped. From now on, if and when I ride, I'll be sure to be more protected. I wasn't even wearing gloves when I had the accident. Thankfully no damage to my hands. But that's prolly because I landed on my arse haha.

The wound i have is basically an open one. Think of it as a big chunk of flesh missing from my arse. They're packing it with gauze that is wet, then putting a pad and tape on it. The plan is to have the wound heal from the inside out. The problem is the packing dries up, and then gets stuck on the wound, which hurts like a mother fucker when taken off.

Think of what it's like to take a gauze off a deep cut that's gone dry. It sticks to it and hurts. Now picture that dry cut as a crater right by your bunghole. " border="0" />

Far out my eye's are watering!!! Brings bad some bad memories...

HOLE-Y COW!!

Glad to hear that you are relatively OK.

Yours is actually the very first mans arse I've ever looked at. Should be the last as well I think.

Hope it heals well and doesn't leave you with long term pooper problems.

Mate. Hope you are healing. I had a quick Squizz at the pic of your arse.. Shit and shit, that is gotta hurt like hell.

Yeah I just had my first solo poop today. I got discharged yday. Fark. I have to shower and clean it each time. Not easy to do. Don't take pooping for granted everyone. Home nurse will be by at some point to patch up my hole.

Repairer called me today. Looks like my bike is a write off most likely. Insurer needs to go out and agree on it also, but chances are its done. Good and bad. Will miss it. Put a crapload of work into it. At the same time, not keen on jumping back on a bike anytime soon. I will one day. But not just yet!

Sorry to hear about your accident, hope you get better real soon.Just saw the picture of the puncture in your ass, fuck that's got to hurt.

Congrats on ya first solo turd nugget man , bet ya grunt Eeeevoshit each time ya feel one comin on , though sorry ta here ya thinking of Parkin her up fa good , after all what's da chances of another hole in one mate ?
Havin an off does get in ya head too hey , just think,,,,,,,Roadking (with a nice comfy seat) or something !
Hope ya mendin up ok mate !

 AAAAARGGHH!!!

 

Seriously though mate - get well aye - and start planning you next ride.

I don't know if it'll work in your case but when I hady crash, they were using this stuff called "jello net" its a wet slimy netting they put on once the wound is cleaned then the pad or bandage on top of it. Basically it just stops the sore sticking to the pad. They use it on burns victims, it's wonderfull stuff!

Yeah they're using some gel on it. Forget what it's called.

It's getting there. I can sorta sit now so that's good.

The bike is officially a write off. Assessor called me on Friday. Insurer will call me this week to settle the payout. Tell ya though, on a day like today in Sydney, I'm itching for a ride. Will miss the hell out of my bike!