No good Digger. Sorry to hear. But you are still with us and thats a big bonus.
So what you are basically telling us is that your chocolate starfish has an extra long arm at the moment hey! Ha ha. Keep the laughs coming ya funny bugger.

Haha. Yeah that's about it!

I have a pic of it. If anyone wants to see it lemme know lol.

post it up ConR! And it seems that SoapBox2627 has put alot of thought into your rear end! lol

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 Ok, here yer go. 

Im warning all. It's a nasty pic. I have a hairy ass. Hence why I've supplied a link to it rather than everyone getting shocked with my baboon looking arse. 

www.dropbox.com/s/9bmv939w8uuvr90/Photo%2028-04-13%208%2057%2020%20AM.jpg

mate i am not game to have a look as it sounds nasty. hope it gets better real quick for you mate.

Mate, you have my sympathies, but also my admiration at the way you are taking all this..... Keep those spirits up Buddy, one day not too far away it'll just be a memory, eh!

Can't bring myself to look at that pic, but!

Hope you recover soon . I,ve been in the busted arse ward that many times I nearly have a permenant bed ( bowel complaint ) . In times of need the nursing staff are just so good , I don,t know how they do it .

I looked at the pic  , think you might be there for a couple of days at least ! Keep the spirits and the posts up .

hope ur ass heals quick mate ,sounds like you had a close one

Glad you lived to tell the tale and can have a laugh about it. Hope it heals fast. At least you have a unique picture for your avatar now.

mate hope heal all good and as every one else said bikes are easy fixed or replaced and listen to the docs im still recovering from my smash 20 mths ago i didnt look at your pick but i showed the wife she said its not that bad might be a bit sore when you wipe your arse though she hopes you got the fireys number two .

 Jeez louise I didn't wan't to look but I had to, be a while till you sit comfortably bloke, just remember mate for fuck don't pick your arse ,          get well quick  dude.                                   

 Not good to hear buddy, hope you're up riding again soon and learned a lesson from all this.

Mate i checked in here while 7000k's away in a thai IT Plaza just to see what all been up to and cracked up at ya blowin a ring post , bummer hey , actually brought a tear to my eye , but goes to show ya the sick puppies that couldn't wait to check out da new axe type wound mangina , talk about tearing yaself a new arsehole and ya willingness to laughingly share ya pain so publicly bein a real credit too ya , sorta outa site outa mind hey til ya gotta choke a dark one , how's the ride by the way , they write her off ?

Haha thanks man. Gotta laugh about it. Although i wasnt laughing this morning when i took the dressing off, and the nurse from last night put tape over the open wound. Pulled it off and fainted from the pain. But hey, what happens happens. Can't change it. I'm alive, could have been a lot worse, and I need to be thankful for that.

The bike, I don't know yet. Because I was taken to the hospital and the police showed up, they had to do blood tests. I didn't have any alcohol in my system. Hadn't had a drink for days probably. But I think they want to wait for the results to be sure, since if there was alcohol in my blood they would refuse my claim. I'm waiting for the bike shop to call me as well.

What was the bit on the bike that actually did the damage to ya freckle? Or did ya just blow ya "o" ring from the shock of being hit?

I have no idea to be honest. The docs seem to think I landed on something sticking out from my bike. Like the air cleaner. Something that could go through my jeans and puncture the skin.

Mind you at 50kph it's probably not hard to do.

 Hey ConR, I still remember when I last rode my dirt bike over 10 years ago, flipped it doing 90 km/h on a dirt road. Tore a heap of skin off both ass cheeks, managed to get up and ride the bike home and parked it for a couple years before selling it. Any how back to the story, I was in agony and couldn't sit for very long periods for a few days before it started to heal. Your injuries sound way worse than just grazing, so rest up and enjoy the visits from the good looking nurses. P.s I couldn't bring myself to look at your picture, but glad you still have your sense of humor.

I'm a curious type and couldn't help but take a peek. I'm so glad I wear kevlar jeans now.
I, like others are impessed with your humour about the hole thing. (sorry whole thing).
Get better, as i know you will, and I hope its not too long between rides. Old or new.

Thanks for the encouragement everyone. They're letting me go tomorrow. Then starts the home nursing visits twice a day to change the dressing.

I still can't sit down. They say it'll take at least a month to heal up. Again though, have to be thankful that this is all that happened. But I do really envy anyone who can fart and take a dump without agonising pain!

I'm keen to get back riding. I may take a bit of a break though haha. Few months off. Not that I can sit anyways!

Guess you really are just a busted arse biker. Remember KEEP THE SHINY SIDE UP