Harley jokes

  • Party
    Party
    12 years ago

     Whats with all the jokes about buying a harley better buy a trailer   They must be reliable, they dont even come with a tool kit .also known as the mid life crisis toy

  • clarkie
    clarkie
    12 years ago

    usually started by people who dont have one,but would like one.

  • Party
    Party
    12 years ago

     My thoughts exactly clarkie!

  • trev2305
    trev2305
    12 years ago
    jealousy is a curse
  • fastapastor
    fastapastor
    12 years ago
    Old evo jokes.
    Why are Harley's like blue dogs? They love to go for a run in the morning and ride home in the back of the ute.
    Why are harley riders religious? There always on there knees on the side of the road. "Fixing it"
  • Party
    Party
    12 years ago

     Where are all the jap bike jokes??

  • allde
    allde
    12 years ago
    I always get, do you know HD's brother, I've heard this one hundreds of times, I reply no, You know ALDI, then I put on a fake smile and say OK good one..........
    Small things amuse small minds, I think that's how the saying goes.
  • Sida
    Sida
    12 years ago

    did you know that 80% of harleys are still on the road?

     

    The other 20% made it home.

     

     

     

    jokes tho...i love my bike

  • scotti
    scotti
    12 years ago
    Just don`t get it at all really , me roadie came with a small tool kit behind the side cover , must check if it`s still there actually , as it`s never been used !
  • beagle
    beagle
    12 years ago

    I usually tell them to get to the back of the queue and wait their turn, or do they have something original they think I haven't heard before. That normally puts the pressure back on them to come up with something they aren't just repeating. Get it a lot from the Ulysses crowd I occasionally ride with and the fuckers who don't ride. A bit of friendly banter is ok , but when some c*nt starts big mouthing about it in front of people, trying to show off, I very quietly whisper in their shell like, that I'll kick em in the nuts and stomp on their head when they're down if they don't back off, can work as well. Never get too defensive about it as it puts it back on yerself.....by the way...did yer hear about the harley rider who......

  • Party
    Party
    12 years ago

     Why are there jap bikes?   So the poor people can ride too

  • Party
    Party
    12 years ago

     30 years ago it was often said that Japan invented the disposeable razor, the disposeable lighter, and the disposeable motorcycle!

  • Tim S.G.
    Tim S.G.
    12 years ago

    + 1 to the Beagle Village crew . Older I get , intolerance gets bigger . Wrote on Forum ages ago that 8 out of 10 people are fucked . Had reply that I was being nice to number 9 .....

  • IR0N
    IR0N
    12 years ago
    Noticed much changed on Harleys in 100 years? No? Well i guess thats what you get when you get it right the first time!

    And Jap bike were created to keep dickheads off Harleys. Full stop, end of story.
  • Colstah
    Colstah
    12 years ago
    "What do you get if you cross a Honda with a Harley....an evo"

    Oi!!
  • Damage
    Damage
    12 years ago

    Harley jokes.....that rocker looks great.