PS: No offence to Bro's who drive for a livin.
DUGE

I hate it when,
I buy a bike os, then wait for it to arrive,then get compliance ,then shipped to me....now at this point I,m not pissed, its all good and going to plan.
so today is the big day,,,, first the dude comes and does my safety certificate.... great hes early, walks in ,checks my purple sticker,yeah mate all good ,ill right it up for ya ...
me thinks cool its all good ...hands me the paperwork that will be $85 thanks
for fuking what!!!!
then rain stops ,,, ok ill go to rego her...
1 and 1/2 hrs of sitting there filling out paperwork, watching all the fat chicks in tight short skirts going for the "p"s [ I,m going to be sick at this point] when my nu comes up more paperwork, then out back we go. cool all he does is check the god damn vin number is right
I think I,m going to apply for a job with the transport dept
but it was so good knowing she is rego,d and I had a blast coming home down the freeway

It pisses me off when I ask a salesman...So is that your best price? and they say yep.
And when I start to leave they say, I can do better than that if you are serious.
Well of course I'm serious. I didn't drive 10 km's, battle my way thru parking and walk nearly a km thru mad shopping crowds just because I have nothing better to do FFS!!Lying pricks.

I hate that mobile phones don't all share the one charger,
Cunts that go slow in the fast lane,
Stuck up sluts that know there good looking,
Rude cunts behind keyboards,
Cowardly politicians who are not even on our wavelength,
And I won't even start on my racial views.

That will about do it for one night

fuckers that veer into the middle of the lane at stopped traffic to block u from filtering.....
and cun*s that turn on their windscreen washers to squit you as u go past them...