Personally, I don't like her.

 

 Or how about this one?

Bloody awful............

 

I know what you mean Hmmm 2, he'd have a sore neck in no time.

Regardin the first , nicely placed blindspot and gotta love the rear mounted vertibrae remover ?
Second , baggers gone be`serke !

thats not actually a girl , its a bloke with long hair

Both way too radical in their own ways.

Pieces of art/sculpture....sure, practical motorcycles....FAIL!

A bit much for my liking.

Turning corners isn't an option. I hope he finds plenty of straight roads

The first one is a classic example of taking things too far. Commonly known as OCCitis.

The second one is, well, just fucked up!! I am fucked if I know how the forks would even do anything to even come close to acting as a shocky should.

Both are Vomitrons!!!

both are excellent examples of how to put a good motor to waste

Ha ha this is funny.

3 inches of seat padding would sort the first ride and make it more comfortable , though the frame probably wouldn`t last too long on our roads ?
The bagger needs a set of 14in apes hey ?