Ninja Police.

  • Crazy Erny
    Crazy Erny
    12 years ago

     

    So tonight around 8PM, while I was sitting on 'Hercules' warming him up on idle I noticed a Blue unmarked station wagon cruising up our street at a crawl, meantime Vic's got the double gates open & she is driving her 4x into our yard, as we are about to leave for a ride to Manly. Just then the cops hit their internal flashing lights & sped up pulling up next to me on the wrong side of the road. The uniformed Sargent driving asked me one question: Do you live here Sir? I smiled & replied diplomatically: Sure do Sargent, can I be of any help? NO, he replied! I asked if anything is going on that I should know about? No Sir, all is well he replied. He and his two other Cops in the car just crawled away continuing their obvious search, what for, fuck knows, & what's more fucked if I care, as long as they leave me alone all is good. Of course, they did have a slight smile when they noticed my shorts, Tee shirt & running shoes as I sat on Hercules thumping away at idle. I can't tell you how happy it makes me to finally bring a smile (most times) to the Police, instead of the usual Terror! My record still stands, 10 months & 13 thousand Kilometers later, & I still haven't been pulled up or booked on Hercules! This has got be a first in fifty fucking years for me! Bahahhahha

     

     

  • allde
    allde
    12 years ago

    Perhaps the sight of you in your shorts scared them away.

  • Will67
    Will67
    12 years ago

     yup dont create dramas and alls good.  

  • Crazy Erny
    Crazy Erny
    12 years ago
    Hey Chopper, what's wrong with Bruce lee Movies? As a matter of fact I was a fan of Bruce Lee when he played the part of Kato in the green Lantern! Now that was weird, especially in America at that time in the 60s! How many of you older guys remember Shintaro the Samurai? Now that was also weird, but I loved every minute of it & I wasn't on my own! Bahahahhah.

    Cheers Erny!
  • the_mongrel
    the_mongrel
    12 years ago
    Maybe you had your right nut and half your sack hanging out of your shorts - that would scare them off for sure!!!
  • scotti
    scotti
    12 years ago
    They`re onta you mate lol , maybe somecunts made a complaint ?
  • scotti
    scotti
    12 years ago
    Ahhhhuh , isn`t that conspiring chopa ?
  • scotti
    scotti
    12 years ago
    Good onya chopa ?
    Afterall like they say , there`s no friends in business , well sometimes ?
    Everything has it`s price they reckon and gee them imported parts just got mighty exxy all of a sudden hey ?