So someone posted a thread asking how obsessed you are with HD - So I will pose another question....

Does your bike have a name, and what is it?

 

well Mongrel my missus has named my sled the BLACK BITCH, she reckons it gets more attwntion that her.

So that has stuck and now I say to the missus that I going to see the BLACK BITCH when I go for a ride

I call mine Candy.........

 got meself a wide glide,and gave it the name''WILLIE'' after willie g.

but the main reason is so i can say to my wife ....do you want to come 

down to the shed and look at my ''willie''

 "River" she flows and roars

I call mine "Sweetheart"

Harley Davidson !

Roadking Classic !

FLHRC !

With all my heart almost mate , ok let`s see then FLHRC ,,,,, F or L onger/ittle H ardons R ida C lassic ?
All in the eye of the beholder , didn`t ya realise man ?
The grey ghost or ol`silver fox maybe ?
Bit of a worry fellas namin their rides WILLIE though , couldn`t see meslf ridin one of those anytime soon , leave that in the shed ?
Thinkin i was as gonna name her Rhonda coz she has a beautiful rider and beautiful brake foot , lika sunrice ?
Rhonda`s mine , my Rhonda !
Kiss me Kattoot !

PWahahahhahah!! GOLD!!

 hey scotti,you may be jokin about my bikes name but ,like i said it was named after the man who designed the origional wide glide 

so i thought it was a good thing to do so.

if it is such a odd/gay name,just imagine growing up as a kid with it?

myself, i think it is a prety cool name.

smurf (its blue)

Your so right , just pissin in the breeze jocky , kool name as any mate , ya coulda called it Richard or Camel too i guess right , who gives a toss really , it didn`t stop yourself from using the name willie to signify your dick when ya jokin with ya missus hey , just imagin that hey all them poor kids named willie , no disrespect too you or ya scoota mate ?
So ya love ya Willie and i`m happy for ya man , they`re just like opinions , most of us here have got one ?

allde , Why is that mate , didn`t you know what Rhonda really meant when she asked that fella to Kiss Her Kattoot ?
Or was that the fellas name , ohhhhh ok silly me , I thought Kattoot was Hebrew for Minge or somthin ?

Besides takin the piss outa meself in my post , i reckon this laid back slightly uptight country and lifestyle needs to lay itself back just a little further hey !
I love a suncunt burntry an all hey , but this is gettin a bit too much , didn`t intend to hurt anyones feelins or anything ?
Fugg just imagin being named snott , scott no idea , scott no mates , not that it`scott fugg all to do with anyone really , awwwwe stop it !

'Me Springer'

Ahhhh Sprung !

 yeah, no probs scotti,not hurt at all. didnt mean my reply to sound like i was.

love a fugg around as much as the next bloke,and my missus still hasnt come 

down to the shed to have alook at my ''WILLIE'' ....LOL

yeah jocky it`s all good , light hearted and in good fun mate .
Maybe ya should get willie out and chase her around the backyard with it until she capitulates man , jus kiddin`?
Speakin of namin shit Willie , i worked with an ol`fella once that used to get his monster slug out and chase the young blokes around the factory with it , the mortified looks on their faces as they were leggin it outa there and away from him was priceless , he`d go for a row these days doing that shit , this fella had blured old charcoal gaol tattoos all over him , my foot on his foot , my hand on his hand and you guessed it my slug on his slug along with a blured attempt of an actual slug eyes and all , he reckoned he got a bad infection when he did it and recieved an extra 3 months for his effort , he told us all he was gonna tattoo mississippi along the side of it so when he didn`t have a hardon it would just read miss ? The stories this fella would tell everyone , crew of 16 blokes would say awe fugg off Bob ya fulla shit , and then he`d bring in the old photos the next day to prove it , some pretty unbelievable shit like flippin a 200 tonne crain in Pitt street Sydney at 10am with the jib not only landing on but running over the length of 2 of them pink readymix semi`s with stainless tippa? trailors lengthways with the hook landing on the cabin of the third one , the huge cranes front wheels straight up in the air , he was havin a hard time just convincing us that he used to even drive them around , he told us he used to work as a rigger , unharnessed and straight from long lunches at the pub , everyone would say nahhh then out would come the photo album him and a few buddies sitting unharnessed on a big rsj with their lunch boxes beside them , MLC building and Harbour Bridge in front of them , many would pass him off as just an ol`piss head or something , he was , but what a fuggin funny old aussie character !

 yeah scotti, worked with a bloke in the building trade 35 years now, anyway he had a plonker and a half i tell you, and he wasnt shy.

anyway one day we where working in the city,you know the usual plenty of women walking by

sitting on a bucket as we do eating smoko, sommer time stubies on legs apart knees up 

he pulls his stubies to the side and lets the hole lot hang free ,he didnt give a toss

acted as though it was the norm,fuck me it hung to his ankles, should have seen the

look on the girls faces, some came back for second look ,funny as all fuckn jhell.

every time i worked with him was the same stuff,laughed all day, no kidding.