Do you have a name for your ride?

My kids have named all the cars and my Jappa I had before the HD,

They tell me they've been working on a name for it, so guess I'll find out when i get home.

I'll bet there are some crackers, that's if your not to tuff/shy to fess up.

Not all of my bikes have had names and my switchback hasn't got one yet but one that sticks in my mind is my 1996 Suzuki Bandit, he was called 'Doolan', I (and Doolan) lived in Castlemaine at the time...

Because there's an old ballad that goes (1st verse) -:

There was a wild Colonial Boy,
Jack Doolan was his name,
Of poor but honest parents,
He was born in Castlemaine.
He was his father's only hope
His mother's pride and joy,
And dearly did his parents love
The Wild Colonial Boy.

A Bandit is a bush ranger (sort of) and Castlemaine... well it mostly fitted

My wife has a name for it, Fucking Bike. Are you out with that Fucking Bike again. 

I've been known to call my various bikes the following names

"harley" , "Ducati" , "the red one" , "Aprilia"  "fuckin cunt" , "Honda" , "bike" , "that one"

ps - it's not a fuckin pet !

pss Does Candy have 2 wheels or 2 legs

my bike must be a woman it's cost me so much like a money pit but it looks good and is a goer must be all the make up i bought..he he oops so it must be a slut

'Bike'

Lucille,

shiny and black , just like BB Kings Gibson

TB1

 The punchline is....doesn't matter, it wont come when you call it anyway.... dah dah!

Mine is called 'the bike', as in, "Bitch!, I'm off out on 'the bike', make sure lunch is ready when I get back.." (not in those exact words, of course...)

 OH, and Tigger is his name which he responds to and says he loves me so nnnerrrr! 

For a number of reasons "Jaies Bike"

I'll keep it regardless of whatever else I buy.

We did 100 mph 2 up on it, going up the hill from Hawksbury River to Cowan the day before he passed.

 dont have a name but how does Harry sound? Harry hog!