Best Reason To Own a Harley

  • 78gold
    78gold
    13 years ago

    As posted elswhere I have been riding for years but recently bought a 2006 Lowrider (My First Harley).

    Now one thing no one told me about, not even the dealers, is a value added extra I really like.
    Why didnt anyone tell me that a Harley comes with an automatic garage door opener. Now mine is somewhat intermittent but still works most of the time.

    No buttons, no switches but now when I come home the garage door often just opens for me.

    Also it has caused my dinner jump out of the fridge and to start to Microwave itself if I am running late. Amazing.

    Not sure if it would be standard on all Harleys but I think may be fitted to those with loud after market pipes.

    Happened to me again only last night.

    Ride Safe
    Nigel

  • Bonkerz
    Bonkerz
    13 years ago
    Mine has the K.I.D.S. optional upgrade - which closes the door and carries your helmet in for you.
  • Underground
    Underground
    13 years ago
    My one causes pacemakers to fail, panties to drop, and central locking systems in cars within a 50metre radius to activate.
  • allde
    allde
    13 years ago

     Don't forget automatic tea and a biscuit  served before you go for ride.

     

     


  • 78gold
    78gold
    13 years ago

    Yes,

    I was thinking of adding "Girlfriend" upgrade but have been told that it not only interferes with the Automatic Garage opener but also require's other expensive add ons to keep running properly. Heard it can also lead to sudden loss of gonads, said garage and various other items.

    Maybe it comes in a slip-on, or they may have a stealth model. ???

    Ride Safe
    Nigel 

  • Will67
    Will67
    13 years ago

     because they shit over jap bikes lol even the old clunkers.

  • 78gold
    78gold
    13 years ago

    Mate,

    Seen that a few times now but never tire of it.
    Best part is the sportsbike rider slinking off at the end. lol

    Thanks for posting

    Ride Safe
    Nigel

  • Hound_Dog
    Hound_Dog
    13 years ago

    Hildo smoked the Yogurt Cup

  • Will67
    Will67
    13 years ago

     

  • 78gold
    78gold
    13 years ago

    Will,

    Just checked out a few of those animations, pretty funny.

    Geoff and FLSTC +1 on comments lol.

    Just thought of another reason,

    To piss off people like Coph8tr.
    You must ne one serious biker man and I mean serious in the lighten up and have a laugh sense.

    If you are going to try and rev people up at least make it interesting instead of petulant.

    Ride Safe All
    Nigel

  • cmeedutch
    cmeedutch
    12 years ago

    Yea  noticed the same thing with me mates whenever we go ridin they always let me go to the front ? I found out that for some reason girls skirts seem to blow upward whenever we go past ? hense why my mates are always behind me

    Scary