http://smh.drive.com.au/motor-news/bmw-sued-over-bikeinduced-erection-20120430-1xty4.html
A Californian motorcycle enthusiast has taken legal action after a bike seat gave him long lasting erections.
Straight from the “only in America” files comes this – a Californian man is suing BMW North America over a seat that gave him a severe case of priapism (A persistent, lasting erection) that has lasted for 20 months.
Henry Wolf claims his 1993 BMW motorcycle, or more specifically the bike’s “ridge-like” seat, gave him a “severe case of priapism” when he took it for a four-hour ride on May 1, 2010, according to the Courthouse News Service.
Wolf is suing BMW North America and the seat’s manufacturer, Corbin-Pacific, in a product liability lawsuit in the California Superior Court in San Francisco, claiming the “negligent design, manufacture and/or installation of the seat” has caused the painful condition.
Narrow, “banana” style seats similar to the one reportedly fitted to Wolf’s motorcycle have been associated with problems such as genital numbness and even erectile dysfunction, however Wolf’s case is the first known to tackle the opposite side of the problem.
The court notes state the Wolf “has been experiencing continuing problems since his motorcycle ride” including “substantial emotional and mental anguish” and the inability to engage in sexual activity.
Wolf is seeking compensation from both companies for emotional distress, lost wages and medical expenses.
All i can say is.........STIFF.
Fucking dickhead, piss me right off pricks like this.
Falls right in with the Capalistic Terrorists.
Well next time he rides it, he should put a picture of susan boyle on the speedo and his boner will go limp in a flash!
At least he can't say he didn't enjoy the ride
Hesh
Jeezas , I'll take the seat of him. At my age, you never pass a pisser without using it, don't ever trust a fart and only dream of a long term hard on...He must be a f*ckin whinging cu*t at home....Probably going to add wrist damage as part of the claim.....I'll bet he lives with his mother..... LOL
do you think he's girl friend would complain, if she did maybe he should not marry her , as you get less when you put that ring on their finger
shit , i crackafat every time i ride a fast bike , but 1 day i will fall of my perch, from DICKYBIRD
I bet he has a huge stock of '93 models for sale soon hahahaha. Anyone with a problem in the pants area will pay a premium for the '93 model now. Hell would be chaper than viagra in the long run and more fun.
