Farrrkking funny, the other day a mate and i were on a ride. In the middle of the road was a dead roo with a crow feasting on it comming the other way was a truck. The crow lifted off going backwards onto our side of the road watching the truck. You guessed it smack into the midddle of ny mates screen, i could see this happening and was already pissing my self laughling. I was about 20m behind him, still laughling the crow flew of the top of the screen and  just missed my head. We pulled up to check out the screen it was  all good.. The crow came off second best. This is a true storey

 

 

Yeah hilarious

Ya mates John Travolta ?, I saw it in Wild Hogs

I know someone who cleaned up a GALAH...      

 

I'm surprised, I thought crows were smarter than that.

 

You ride a Harley and are scared of crows? Probably ride in the Mardi Gras too.

I went from Rocky to Mackay with a mate to pick up a new hilux(his and his dads business)). We were driving home at about 2 in the morning when a wedgie smashed straight through the passenger window. Got the fuck out of the truck through the drivers side. This thing was crook as rookwoood and proceeded to chew and claw all the new upholstry out, the gear stick, the glove box etc etc. It took about an hour to die, and was going bonkers. New Hilux, looking very 2nd hand...Laughed so hard I spewed everywhere. My mates old man still calls him Errol Flynn....everything he touches he fucks...classic.

yrs ago had lisa (chick i built the frog in a blender for) on the back my ol shovel ridgid chop an were comin home from a party decided to go the back way to home half way home i looking around for roos n wallabys an there was this white thing headin straight for us so i ducked an it hit her fair in the face i cracked up laughin but the damage was done she told me to get fucked an started to ball so we got home an when i seen her cracked up again but ended up on the floor lol she had blood n feathers all over her face n helmet once she had a shower to clean up took her to the vet an had broken nose and the best black eye ya seen she never went out the house for 2 weeks was great i went out to clubhouse an other partys by myself

nope i still laugh now as well but the other side was just as funny when i first took her for ride was on the ridgid trumpy n i didnt know the bottom end was fucked by the end of the poker run she had two very red n bloody flat spots on her ass cheeks poor bitch had to have the dead skin cut away an ended up with 2 flat spots on her very cute ass lol i had to put cream on an bandage every nite for nearly 2 months she couldnt sit on her ass for ages an done her uni lessons layin face on the floor hahaha but the day we broke uup she said that it be hard to forget me as id left her with 2 really bad scars lol i said she would need a story to tell the next bloke she fucked as the question would have to come up ..where did you get the scars or how did ya get the scars on your cheeks lisa

oh ron gave me them on a real good ride back in 96 lol i can still see the scars an the ass now mmmmm

in the story in LIVE TO RIDE it says about how she paid for the bike with blood sweat n ass cheeks lol nicko put the story down real good



was a top chick shame she had a mother lol