Olympic Drug Cheats

  • Uncle Ho
    Uncle Ho
    16 years ago

    deadspin.com/5034257/tattoos-and-boner-pills--olympic-gold


    Apparently there's a new method of taking performance-enhancing drugs so that pesky IOC testers will be none the wiser: By tattoo. Inserting the drugs through tattoo needles means that smaller doses pack a bigger punch, evidently, and athletes can "fly under the radar" in doping tests. And if you put the tattoo in the right place, no one will ever see it. Of course the men's basketball team can't do it, because most of them have no more space.
    And then there's this:

    The author of 'Blood Sports: The inside dope on drugs in sport' said cheating athletes are also combining the erectile dysfunction drug Viagra with doses of nitrous oxide, or laughing gas. Both drugs increase the flow of oxygen in the blood stream and therefore boost sporting performance.
    If I'm an Olympic athlete, that's exactly how I want to approach the 300 intermediate hurdles: Laughing uncontrollably with a giant erection.
    Olympic Cheats Use 'Drug Tattoos' [Sky News]

  • Bobtail
    Bobtail
    16 years ago

    Gotta get Dazza onto this, he needs performance enhansing

    Bt

  • toxic
    toxic
    16 years ago

    now that is funny

    SWMBO is LHAO at the thought of them runnin with a boner  how much earlier would they have to leap so as to not trip emselves up

  • Uncle Ho
    Uncle Ho
    16 years ago

    anyone recall the rowing at the Sydney Olympics... when Princes Anne greeted the Aussies.... so obvious where her gaze was directed

  • Cuzzybro
    Cuzzybro
    16 years ago

    Thats a Gold medal for you Ho.

  • Mungrel
    Mungrel
    16 years ago

    It's a sad situation. Who is and who isn't.  Makes you wonder when 3 swimmers in the same race break the world record by 4 whole seconds .... The guy who came 4th equalled the world record, and didn't even get a medal.  Now I can believe a freaky athlete will come along once in a while and blow a record out of the water, but 3 in the same race?

    Things that make you go "hmmm".

  • Uncle Ho
    Uncle Ho
    16 years ago

    geeeezzzzzz Wozza.... wasn't the last photo we saw of you was as a kid in the sink with an oversized slug, now here you are all grown up

  • Bobtail
    Bobtail
    16 years ago

    Hey Wozza, I see a likeness of Dazza betwen that guys legs, bout the right size too

    Bt

  • toxic
    toxic
    16 years ago

     GAY !!!!!!!!!

  • Hoodaman
    Hoodaman
    16 years ago
    Could just be home ground advantage...
  • Paul.C
    Paul.C
    16 years ago

    Of course the Chinese would have put everything they could into wining as many medals as they can

     

    Who remembers those chinese women swimmers a few years back , those girls could pee standing up

  • andij
    andij
    16 years ago
    useing viagra is drug cheatin so is rubber tits ,hey wozza send dazzas photo on to the girls section ,hes going to bike week next week threre could be loys of girls waitin at air port ,jillie bring a big car