Wife: Hi its me (It used to Hi Honey how are you)

Me: Hi honey how are you (Hoping she will think how romantic I am later tonight)

Wife: I just bought a new car ( Thinking -Great I will have heater in the cold mornings unlike my ute)

Me:  Oh you made a decision then?  (Its been 4 months in the making)

Wife:  Yes I  got a Volvo

Me:  You got a what (Shaking my head as I thought I had not heard correctly)

Wife: I got a Volvo S40

Me: Silent

Wife: Silent

Me: Silent

Wife:  It has heaps of safety features and it looks really nice.   When I drove it it just felt right too.....

Me: Silent

Wife: Are you there?

Me:  yes

Me: I had to hang up and sit for awhile to take this onboard

Well as it turns out it is not that bad.  I have been hooning around in it after iI sneakly said I needed to dry the thing after giving it a wash   they certainly dont drive like the old box and the thing I must admit looks alright.

Its the name I think I will never get used to ???????

VOLVO

VOLVO

VOLVO

Nah it is never gunna feel right but I guess ya get that sometimes!!!!!!!!

if my mrs came home with a volvo id react the same way, id be totally pissed. Still nice cars .

Couzin of mind had an volvo and put a 253 v8 in, 9 inch diff , top loader manuel , looked as stock as a rock, the look on peoples face when you'd thrash them at the lights was excellent.

you need to get yourself a white bowls hat now

 

 

MMMMMMMMMMM maybe it needs a paint job 

You could trade the wife, maybe the new woman will have a Ford or something ?? anything !!!!!!

That's worse than the Mrs bringing home a Pagsta

Thanks for the sympathy lads.

I had a girlfriend with a FORD.  She was Sl*t!

I had a wife girlfriend a Holden.  She wa a Sl*t!

Hopefully the Volvo will be different,  then I suppose the Volvo still has EFI and I think that is shit on anything!!!

 

 

 

FLAN you need a " VOLVO seeking missle "

I feel sorry for you, have you told your mates....or have you and you dont have any now? Hope that it is insured and you take it to a 1%er bike rally and leave it their.

Volvo aware rider.......

Send me a copy Beeza....maybe that will show me where to find this Gspot thingy....

That was the best description of a phone conversation.   I take it Volvo's are deadly over there in Aus.  Here in the states it's the BMW's you have to watch out for.

 

I guess try to enjoy the new car

Lucky you can't spell FLAN!!!!

Very Clever!!