We are getting so many people in here now that I think we need to add some more chairs, and consider putting a bar in the corner 

Okay, need to get the ladies to vote on what THEY would like.

Urinal??? I'm sure there's a tree out the back with your name on it

they tell me its good for lemon trees

 There's been a few that I was tempted to tell " go suck a lemon" LOL 

Probably doesn't make much difference to you Annie but I'm an outdoorsy type myself....

Not too many ladies coming in here lately..... never gonna get this vote for upgrade happening at this rate

Fug, you agreed too quickly, think I need to duck

sounds good... I want the chair in the corner please.

 Magic! The chair is yours butterfly   Setting up the bar just inside the door.

Decorates my corner with lounge and lil bar fridge full of midori illusions.....ok im ready