The average motorcyclist is 30 times more likely to be falsely booked by some gun hoe fucktard cop then drivers of 4 wheel drives.

About half the other fatal motorcycle crashes involve fuckhead car drivers paying more attention to thier phones, wifes or mp3 player then the actual control of a vehicle.

In over 83% of fatal motorcycle crashes between 1903 and 2007, the rider was considered to be dead. wtf?

Speed was a contributing factor in 41% of bike riders not being caught for speeding, The other 59% were radar errors and cops not spelling names correctly. Duh!

Rider inattention was a factor in a 25% time increase from Highvale to Mt Glorious.

Illegal manoeuvres. Illegal manoeuvres, its the reason we ride bikes and loose cops.

Alcohol or drugs contribute to 23% of fatal motorcycle crashes last year, So get these fucken stoners and drunks off our roads, us bikers are tax payers too!

Last year, 1 in 5 road fatalities in Queensland were motorcyclists, so rather then do something constructive about the problem, they'll print these crappy flyers and book us for no reason.

70% of all fatal motorcyclists killed died on a Honda. Honda, it's Japanese for Fucked!

100% of bike riders agree the government should encourage more motorcyclist and let us be as we commute in a environmentally friendly manner, minding our own business.

THey come from the Queensland Police and Propaganda Analysis Unit and are based on actual make up stories between 1903 and 2007, and from the latest statistics from 2007 Euro song contest. In some fatal motorcycles crashes, there is more then one contributing factor (We left those details out on purpose). Please also note that alcohol figures for 2007 is preliminary and may contain nuts as test results can take up to 8 months to be finalised.

FACT FACTS If your serious about beating these odds, you'd better get serious and ride a Suzuki. Be aware. Take care. Survive. Make sure you wear clean underwear. Avoid known speed camera locations. Wear safety gear. Uhhhh? Stick to the roads, yes footpaths are motorcycles roads and Malls are ok too Take a course to improve your skills.  In law!

HOLY SHIT.......i wont wont buy a Suzuki thoough...nooooo.way.......

Wot worries me is that only 83 % of the fatal crashes, the biker was considered dead, so does that mean we have 17 out of the 100 riding around as ZOMBIES

Hang on, come to think about it, I know a few how would fit into that category.

Honda, it's Japanese for Fucked! 

 

 

 

I've ridden a loose cop, didn't know it was bloody illegal though!

skills, never mind any other persons safety

I havn,t owned many cars but what I have owned have been old and real drivers cars i.e xy Falcon HR Holden.
Just recently we bought a 05 Calais and I never realized these things are so easy to drive comfortable and quiet but you can stick it as soon as winters over or it stops raining at least I,m back on the bike.