Going for ride this Sunday......Me drive pulley's stuffed...new one in the air!!!....Don't care...GOING FOR A FARKIN RIDE anyway...
Destination!!>>>>where-ever.....Time>>>>9.30am.....From>>> Centre of the universe...
How about it, all you key board jockeys??? tear yourselves away from the puter, stuff the lawn, bugger the dishes!!! go for a ride.....
Bt
And just for you Bluey were gonna smell the roses mate...
Cya at the Erskine servo (that's the one just over the New Mandurah bridge, old coast road) about 9.30am ish, depending on the weather we may head a little south, or east, or north....LOL as long as there's a pub at the end of it with some food and ale to wash it down....
Now where's all those farking primadonnas prancing about with thier shinny bling machines, hundreds of cubes, black gear, smokin pipes etc.???
Hiding in cyber land no doubt.....Come out wherever ya are!!!!!....The like's of FYO, Beeza, Crash, Bowling ball, SurlySurly, Stixy, Doc, Johno, Southern mother fuckers and sister rooters.....come out and play ya bastids....dare ya...pussy's..
Crasher
Well here's the go chaps....I have spoken to the chief mushroom muncher and were gonna meet at Collie....To do lunch and extract a few knives...
I have sent him a special stab vest in case some-one tries to slip one between the ribs...
The ride will follow a somewhat well worn path, to Collie, Quindanning, Dwellingup etc. No rain is forecast so there should be no excuse....
I certainly am realy hanging out for a good fang...
Cya at the Erskine servo 9.30am ish.....
PS For those that think this banter is all dinkum....It farkin well is...nothing like knives at ten paces...in a placid setting like Collie....
fuck the last time i meet up with that southern mob they took us to a pub with a gay poofter cook for lunch
MMMMM...Bluey, Bluey, Bluey.....there is just one little thing ya gotta remember mate....when entering a cross road, even with a traffic light on it..
Look to your farking left, before turning right.....Had you done so you would have seen us sitting there waiting for you, 50 meters away....AAAnd you may just live a little longer, the local hoons don't always obey traffic lights....
The day started of as usual....Dodgy, myself and Bakesy waited and waited for the northerners, we speculated that they were gonna be a no show, so we took of.....
As it was such a nice cool riding day we stopped for a hot lat'e at Brunswick Junction....Lo and behold the bin men rock up, in fine form....
Got to Collie and unfortunately, we had to, put up with the sister rooters and AngusT....
Oh!!! and we did not see a single cop anywhere......Thanx for keeping em busy and out of our way Dazza...
All in all a good days ride, thanx to those that turned up....
beezasterous.....we waited for yas at Brunswick as well, just in case.....more like near on an hour, very unlike the bin people to drag the chain....
But hey!! we got there in the end....If these ride were to go like clock work they would be as boring as batshit...At least we got a half decent feed at the pub...