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  • boofhead
    boofhead
    16 years ago
    An octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any instrument you like".

    The Englishman gives it a guitar which it plays better than Jimmy
    Hendrix.
    The Irishman gives it a piano which it plays better than Elton John.
    The Scotsman throws him a set of bagpipes.

    The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes without a sound from
    the bagpipes and the Scotsman asks, "What's wrong? Can ye no play it?"

    The octopus replies, "Play it? I'm gonna F*** her brains out once I
    get her pyjamas off."
  • kingchops
    kingchops
    16 years ago
    Good one!