Woman: "Haven't we met before?"
Man: "Perhaps. I'm the Doctor at the VD Clinic."

Woman: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Woman: "Is this seat empty?"
Man: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Woman: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Man: "Well, Shit yea?"

Woman: "Your place or mine?"
Man: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Woman: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Man: "It's in the phone book."

Woman: "But I don't know your name."
Man: "That's in the phone book too."

Woman: "So what do you do for a living?"
Man: "I'm a Man impersonator."

Woman: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Man: "Do not Enter"

Woman: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Man: "in bed by myself !"

Woman: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Man: "Yeah! Let's pick up some Bloke’s!"

Woman: "I know how to please a Man."
Man: "Then please leave me alone."

Woman: "I want to give myself to you."
Man: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Woman: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Man: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".

Woman: "Your body is like a temple."
Man: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Woman: "I'd go through anything for you."
Man: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Woman: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: "Yes, but would you stay there?

read the other one .

ooookay

Yeah...usually the other way round...unfortunately

woman comes up to me at the bar and says ,mmmm you smell nice ,what do you have on ?
i reply ,well ive actually got a hard on but i didnt know you could smell it ...