Another West Oz

Just got the call to say new bike has arrived at last. Haven't had a ride for nearly ten years so its my midlife crisis and idgaf.

During  the last two years Rider and I have been able to travel to the states for some serious Harley Therapy, last year managed Sturgis only waited 35 years to get there what a blast. Got away from their cities and meet the real people. So thought I better say Hi officially and will post some pics after I pick it up. CVO Softail.

Ordered my bike before Xmas

Got permission from the Wife

Looked under the f***ing Xmas tree

saw nothing that I like

Santa Clause ya c*** where's ma f***ing bike?

So I've waited and I've waited

but the phone it didn't ring

So I went down to the stealers and I ordered all the bling.

Could you tell me if I'll get one, how long, and where it is?

But to get any information was like a constipated sh**.

no phone calls from the stealer

don't they love me or even care

But just when I thought they had deserted me the phone rang;

They were there

"Your bikes arrived

Oh by the way

 remember before you pick it up

the money you must PAY."

Welcome

Hi ricky welcome to the mad house

Welcome to the forum Rick, Tuesday won't come soon enough me thinks,,,

Welcome Rick hope you enjoy the forums and congrats on the new Harley enjoy.

Welcome Rick da poet

GO RICKY. GO RICKY,GO RICKY,