Won a quote today to build a humungous patio!! The price is out of this world and will get me that new bike every one reckons I should get, spoke to morrow this morning and the deal is done....
There are a couple of little things that do bother me though....It turns out that my new client Wayne Riley is known to a few members here and after some hefty discussion I find that this patio thing is not that simple. Wayne is in serious financial trouble and his wife June has an incurable problem...
This is where the good graces of the likes of FYO come in,you see Wayne is a sook and can't give his wife the injrections she needs so FYO is injecting her as often as possible, not only that he is giving Wayne a large sum of money to help pay for the patio. Than lo and behold Wayne also knows Dazza. Daz was gonna build the patio but had to pull out cos he's not too good at it and doesn't want to be embarresed. I remember once when Daz did a drawing for me, the patio was crooked, he said that's OK cos when I build for the rich and famous theyre mostly on coke and see crooked things straight, Daz is also giving generously to help Wayne pay for the patio. Beeza knows Wayne and June as well, probably because Wayne is a pom, Beeza has been feeling the pinch lately as well and has great sympathy for Wayne, being a fellow countryman and all. Wayne was telling me that Beeza came to Australia to teach the convicts how to do roof plumbing, he's a expert apparently, the trouble is it dont rain much here so who needs gutters, never the less Beez has given wayne a large sum of money as well, poms tend to stick together hey. And last but not least Jam knows Wayne too, a Tasmanian pom of sorts is jam...He has agreed to take Wayne and June for an extended trip overseas while his patio is being built, in fact Jam is shouting all his mates to a trip and giving Wayne a siseable sum of money as well...
Fuck I can't wait for me bike to arrive, all black with no shinny bits, and payed for by all my good mates including Wayne and June....
Bt
I haev no idea what this is all about but I like it. I think.
I love you Bobby.... not in a sort of , you know, girly lovey way..... more like when you cuddle a Panda thing!
I'm confused...but i think someone is happy.
been busy & pissed off scouring parts.... I only come into the WA section to lift my spirits laughing @ what you WACKERS are up 2...
See what happens when the build is finished and there's nothing else to do...
Anyone for a ride FFS??????
Hi Lads Bobby came round last night to quote up my patio. Seems that he charges quite a pretty penny for his skills. Anyway all is not lost I am going to complete this project myself!!
Once complete we will have a BBQ and lots of scantly clad ladies to wait and serve us beer. Dazza as you have been very nasty to my good mate Jam you are not invited. Please dont be jealous!
Wayne
