Online: speedzter

weird shit phenomenon

  • cattleprod
    cattleprod
    16 years ago

    Have noticed this on road trips for years and i can't work out why.

    A perfectly good sign posted 100K road. Might be a nice country road, sweepers, twisties, straights, double lines etc. Come up behind someone doing say 80k's. See the "Overtaking lane" in 3 kilometers sign, breathe a sigh of relief. Get to the overtaking lane, y'know the one, keep left unless overtaking so as to let traffic through that want to do the speed limit. Vehicles in front move over to the left and promptly speed up to 120k's, vehicle behind moves into overtake lane and speeds upto 120k's neck and neck. No one gets past. Overtaking lane ends, vehicles fall in behind the "Leader" who promptly slows back down to 80k's.

    Am i missing something here or are people just fuckwits.

     

  • Peter
    Peter
    16 years ago
    Only take the above advice if its raining .
  • lockyb72
    lockyb72
    16 years ago

    I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME!!!     That settles it....they are f##kwits!

    I put the foot down a blast past @ 160kph with a one fingered salute.  Shits me to tears.

     

  • lockyb72
    lockyb72
    16 years ago

    Beeza,......I'm in love with your Avatar!! Please don't ever change it!!

  • Hoodaman
    Hoodaman
    16 years ago
    dont mind urs either lockyb.......
  • Hoodaman
    Hoodaman
    16 years ago
    I kinda like how at every red light now cages r stopping bout a car length from the white line....Buggered if i know why they do that i guess thats what theyre teaching now but it works 4 me cause it leaves a nice space perfect for me to make my way up to......
  • lockyb72
    lockyb72
    16 years ago

    Crimson's on the money!! Ha Ha. You watch how fast the f#%*r's go when you start waving to the young'n in the back seat!!

  • czarek
    czarek
    16 years ago

    Or a yummy mummy (also known as MILF) in front passenger seat

  • andij
    andij
    16 years ago
    cage drivers caged brains ,
  • cattleprod
    cattleprod
    16 years ago
    I did remove the keys from a guys vehicle once apon a time. Been doing all of the above with a grin on his face, he pulled over at a servo for fuel. So i just had to "Speak" with him. When i asked what this was all about he politely told me to fuck off, stating he had a licence and paid his taxes. At that stage i politely leant over and removed the car keys, he was just about to shape up when we both noticed several other cars had pulled up on the side of the road, with several very pissed off motorists clapping. My wife and eldest were shitting themselves at the prospect of me coming back to get the wheel brace. I hope he had a spare set of keys stashed somewhere.
    I suppose my concerne is, it pisses people off to the point of doing something stupid, like overtaking in a blind bend etc and creaming either themselves or some other poor bastard.
  • Tapey
    Tapey
    16 years ago

    I had the same problem on the weekend going to Port Douglas for breaky but the Nissan Patrol wanted to overtake the line of cars at  the same time as me, he only thought about doing this when i was next to his back bumper, then he wondered why we abused him when we eventually overtook him. Should have smashed off his mirror because he doesnt need one.

  • andij
    andij
    16 years ago
    i ve had people pull out in front of me and look at me as they were doin it ,ive had my tyres smokin in full brake to avoid em ,last one i passed and waited for em with hand full of rocks and threw em he nearly ran off road ,3 dopey surfies in a comby
  • Finny
    Finny
    16 years ago

    A few months back i was riding with a group of 8, Heading towards geelong.A young P plater sitting in the right hand lane not letting anyone pass,The guys on the right side of the lane go to over take him in the emergency lane and the rest of us went to the left,the little shit speeds up, so this has pissed the front guys off ,i look down at the speed $140 we start to slow down as he was speeding away.

    Low and be hold the f@ckwit slams on his breaks.We all over take him and my m8 stretch puts out his left foot and off goes his mirror  ihave not seen something that funny,Stretch (daniel) nearly came off his bike from the wobbles,We pulled up at hungry jacks to finish our laugh.About 2min later cops are flying past the opposite way heading towards the car. some had a smoke and we were there for 5min or so, As we pulled out of the driveway and got up to the lights this young P plater was looking around let us through and didnt even know it was us (mirror was still hangin of the door)

  • Hoodaman
    Hoodaman
    16 years ago
    Onya Finny....i like the mirror idea....just when i was getting bored with kicking the doors with me HD plated ass kickin boots...hope i can get me ol leg up that high though.....
  • rkc07
    rkc07
    16 years ago
    just practice throwing the leg over the wife hooda

    tell her it is for a good cause
  • Finny
    Finny
    16 years ago

    I have tried it myself and nearly became road kill legs like a log

    But stretch is around 6'5 skinny as and drag bars dont get in the way

  • ductor
    ductor
    16 years ago
    The law should allow a + 20% factor in the overtaking lane only

    Ductor