Finally, the guy's side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules"
from the female side

Now here are the rules from the male side
these are our rules!
please note these are all numbered " 1 "
ON PURPOSE
1. men are NOT mind readers.

1. learn to work the toilet seat.
you're a big girl.if it's up,put it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1.Sunday sport.It's like the full moon
or the change of the tides.
let it be

1. shopping is not a sport.
and no,we are never going to think of it that way.

1.Crying is blackmail

1.Ask for what you want.
let us be clear on this one:
subtle hints dont work
strong hints dont work
obvious hints dont work
just say it

1.yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers
to almost every question

1.come to us with a problem only if you want
help solving it.Thats what we do.
sympathy is what your girlfriends are for

1.a headache that lasts for 17 months is a
problem
see a doctor

1.Anything we said 6 months ago is
inadmissible in an argument
In fact , all comments become null and void
after 7 days

1.If you wont dress like the victoria's secret
girl's dont expect us to act like soap opera
guy's

1.If you think you're fat,you probably are
Dont ask us

1.If something we said can be interpreted two
ways and one of them makes you sad or angry
then we mean the other one

1.You can either ask us to do something
or tell us how you want it done
not both
If you already know best how to do it,just do it yourself

1.Whenever possible,Please say wharever
you have to say during commercials

1.Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we

1.All men see in only 16 colours.like
windows default setting
peach for example is a fruit not a colour
pumpkin is also a fruit ,We have no idea what
mauve is

1.If it itches it will be scratched
we do that

1.If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing
we will act like nothing is wrong
we dont know you are lying
but it is just not
worth the hassle,besides we know you will
bring it up again later

1.if you ask a question you dont want an
answer to
expect an answer you dony want to hear

1.When we have to go somewhere
absolutly anything you wear is finr
really

1.Dont ask us what we're thinking about
unless you are prepered to discuss such
topics as baseball the shotgun formation
or golf

1.You have enough cloths

1.you have too many shoes

1.I am in shape round is a shape

1.Thank you for reading this
yes i know i have to sleep on the couch
tonight

but did you know men really dont mind that
It;s like camping