Yeh I got one to

Naaah, it's all good guys.
Shiny bits are no good to me, i need go fast bits & the race bike has just about melted the plastic.

Nope o well no butt fuckn for me

I said to the Mrs, i said, STOP!!!! STOP!!!! don't use it as toilet paper sweetheart ?? But too late, she musta known i wanted to go to the ladies night ??  I wonder if i were to take it in a bit soggy, would it still be ok ??